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℗ 2025 Herr Hardbæsj klarer ikke å bæsje: 02-04-2025

Kukvik

01	Eirik (feat. Hyper-Adrian & Ostepølsegudens profet)	CrappyScrap	Kukvik			02:29
	Writer: Herr Hardbæsj / Composers: Herr Hardbæsj
02	Saksøk Fattern (feat. Hyper-Adrian & Ostepølsegudens profet)	CrappyScrap	Kukvik			02:04
	Writer: Herr Hardbæsj / Composers: Herr Hardbæsj
03	Kukvik (feat. Hyper-Adrian & Ostepølsegudens profet)	CrappyScrap	Kukvik			01:59
	Writer: Herr Hardbæsj / Composers: Herr Hardbæsj
04	Hvorfor er det sånn? (feat. Hyper-Adrian & Ostepølsegudens profet)	CrappyScrap	Kukvik			01:13
	Writer: Herr Hardbæsj / Composers: Herr Hardbæsj
05	Manageren til Fattern lukter bæsj (feat. Hyper-Adrian & Ostepølsegudens profet)	CrappyScrap	Kukvik			01:57
	Writer: Herr Hardbæsj / Composers: Herr Hardbæsj
06	Nederland (feat. Hyper-Adrian & Ostepølsegudens profet)	CrappyScrap	Kukvik			00:43
	Writer: Herr Hardbæsj / Composers: Herr Hardbæsj
07	Det snør (feat. Hyper-Adrian & Ostepølsegudens profet)	CrappyScrap	Kukvik			01:14
	Writer: Herr Hardbæsj / Composers: Herr Hardbæsj

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℗ 2024 Kjell Gandhi Music & Cheese Sausage Company: 15-09-2024

Mongoskogen

01	Mongoskogen (feat. CargoDubs)	CrappyScrap	Mongoskogen			01:40
	Writer: Herr Hardbæsj / Composers: Herr Hardbæsj
02	Stem på Trump (feat. CargoDubs)	CrappyScrap	Mongoskogen			01:12
	Writer: Herr Hardbæsj / Composers: Herr Hardbæsj
03	Futanari (feat. CargoDubs)	CrappyScrap	Mongoskogen			01:27
	Writer: Herr Hardbæsj / Composers: Herr Hardbæsj
04	Kuttskader med bæsj inni (feat. CargoDubs)	CrappyScrap	Mongoskogen			02:54
	Writer: Herr Hardbæsj / Composers: Herr Hardbæsj
05	Max Mekker er en kuk (feat. CargoDubs)	CrappyScrap	Mongoskogen			01:14
	Writer: Herr Hardbæsj / Composers: Herr Hardbæsj
06	Stikk ballene i en brødrister (feat. CargoDubs)	CrappyScrap	Mongoskogen			01:43
	Writer: Herr Hardbæsj / Composers: Herr Hardbæsj
07	Simba er en kuk (feat. CargoDubs)	CrappyScrap	Mongoskogen			02:10
	Writer: Herr Hardbæsj / Composers: Herr Hardbæsj

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℗ 2024 Kjell Gandhi Music & Cheese Sausage Company: 27-01-2024

Dendrofili

01	Rhodesia (feat. Hyper-Adrian & Ostepølsegudens profet)	CrappyScrap	Dendrofili			01:12
	Writer: Herr Hardbæsj / Composers: Herr Hardbæsj
02	Anders Breidal er en kuk (feat. Hyper-Adrian & Ostepølsegudens profet)	CrappyScrap	Dendrofili			02:27
	Writer: Herr Hardbæsj / Composers: Herr Hardbæsj
03	Den avrevne penisen til Arsmann (feat. Hyper-Adrian & Ostepølsegudens profet)	CrappyScrap	Dendrofili			03:54
	Writer: Herr Hardbæsj / Composers: Herr Hardbæsj
04	Epstein (feat. Hyper-Adrian & Ostepølsegudens profet)	CrappyScrap	Dendrofili			01:15
	Writer: Herr Hardbæsj / Composers: Herr Hardbæsj
05	Ikke ta på meg, ditt rævhull! (feat. Hyper-Adrian & Ostepølsegudens profet)	CrappyScrap	Dendrofili			01:45
	Writer: Herr Hardbæsj / Composers: Herr Hardbæsj
06	Slaget om Kukkeluren (feat. Hyper-Adrian & Ostepølsegudens profet)	CrappyScrap	Dendrofili			03:59
	Writer: Herr Hardbæsj / Composers: Herr Hardbæsj
07	Flislight (feat. Hyper-Adrian & Ostepølsegudens profet)	CrappyScrap	Dendrofili			02:20
	Writer: Herr Hardbæsj / Composers: Herr Hardbæsj

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Anal prolaps: 25-07-2023

Herr Hardbæsj

01	Jeg er Herr Hardbæsj (feat. Kuko VIII)	CrappyScrap	Herr Hardbæsj			02:27
	Writer: Herr Hardbæsj / Composers: Herr Hardbæsj
02	Skipperstuen	CrappyScrap	Herr Hardbæsj			03:15
	Writer: Herr Hardbæsj / Composers: Herr Hardbæsj
03	Fifty Shades of AIDS	CrappyScrap	Herr Hardbæsj			02:15
	Writer: Herr Hardbæsj / Composers: Herr Hardbæsj
04	Rævpult av Thomas-toget (feat. Dark Revenant)	CrappyScrap	Herr Hardbæsj			03:59
	Writer: Herr Hardbæsj / Composers: Herr Hardbæsj
05	Johnny Bode var en kuk (feat. Kokosavokado)	CrappyScrap	Herr Hardbæsj			02:32
	Writer: Herr Hardbæsj / Composers: Herr Hardbæsj
06	Alabama Hot Pocket (Anal)	CrappyScrap	Herr Hardbæsj			01:47
	Writer: Herr Hardbæsj / Composers: Herr Hardbæsj
07	En kuk har bursdag (feat. Kokosavokado)	CrappyScrap	Herr Hardbæsj			00:37
	Writer: Herr Hardbæsj / Composers: Herr Hardbæsj

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Anal prolaps: 25-10-2021

Jul i Kukfjell

01	Jul i Kukfjell	CrappyScrap	Jul i Kukfjell			00:16
	Writer: Kuk Kuk Kukekukesen / Composers: Kuk Kuk Kukekukesen
02	Bursund (feat. Dark Revenant)	CrappyScrap	Jul i Kukfjell			01:29
	Writer: Kuk Kuk Kukekukesen / Composers: Kuk Kuk Kukekukesen
03	Bolla Pinnsvin (feat. Dark Revenant)	CrappyScrap	Jul i Kukfjell			03:21
	Writer: Kuk Kuk Kukekukesen / Composers: Kuk Kuk Kukekukesen
04	Alle fugler små de er (feat. Dark Revenant)	CrappyScrap	Jul i Kukfjell			03:50
	Writer: Kuk Kuk Kukekukesen / Composers: Kuk Kuk Kukekukesen
05	Willy Bum Bum	CrappyScrap	Jul i Kukfjell			02:26
	Composers: ALIEN REd WOLf Cover
06	Stor bæsj i Rompeland	CrappyScrap	Jul i Kukfjell			01:19
	Writer: Kuk Kuk Kukekukesen / Composers: Kuk Kuk Kukekukesen
07	Postmann Pat er en kuk (feat. Crappy Music)	CrappyScrap	Jul i Kukfjell			00:49
	Writer: Kuk Kuk Kukekukesen / Composers: Kuk Kuk Kukekukesen

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1653714 Records DK: 22-12-2019

Du er en bæsj

01	Du er en bæsj	CrappyScrap	Du er en bæsj			00:28
	Writer: Herr Hardbæsj / Composers: Herr Hardbæsj
02	Poteter på badet (Fattern er en kuk)	CrappyScrap	Du er en bæsj			01:34
	Writer: Potet i rompehullet / Composers: Potet i rompehullet
03	Ti tonn kake (Fattern er en kuk)	CrappyScrap	Du er en bæsj			03:06
	Writer: Skinke Rytter / Composers: Skinke Rytter
04	En sang om å ronke (Fattern er en kuk)	CrappyScrap	Du er en bæsj			01:24
	Writer: Bæsj Tisseprompesen / Composers: Bæsj Tisseprompesen
05	Bæsjkrig (Fattern er en kuk)	CrappyScrap	Du er en bæsj			01:43
	Writer: Flyvende bæsj / Composers: Flyvende bæsj
06	Uten Herr Hardbæsj er livet en fest	CrappyScrap	Du er en bæsj			02:18
	Writer: Tissemann i bøtter og spann / Composers: Tissemann i bøtter og spann
07	Bæsj i noens hage (Fattern er en kuk)	CrappyScrap	Du er en bæsj			01:54
	Writer: Bæsj i en postkasse / Composers: Bæsj i en postkasse

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EPs

℗ 2025 Herr Hardbæsj: 03-11-2025

Kukfly

01	Airplane! Ekranoplan! Kukfly! (feat. Kuko VIII)	CrappyScrap	Kukfly			01:00
	Writer: Kuko VIII - Herr Hardbæsj / Composers: Kuko VIII - Herr Hardbæsj
02	Piss i fitten (feat. Kuko VIII)	CrappyScrap	Kukfly			01:57
	Writer: Kuko VIII - Herr Hardbæsj / Composers: Kuko VIII - Herr Hardbæsj
03	Gravide suger (feat. Kuko VIII)	CrappyScrap	Kukfly			02:57
	Writer: Herr Hardbæsj - Kuko VIII / Composers: Herr Hardbæsj - Kuko VIII
04	Postmann Pat fyllekjører (feat. Kuko VIII)	CrappyScrap	Kukfly			01:08
	Writer: Kuko VIII - Herr Hardbæsj / Composers: Kuko VIII - Herr Hardbæsj
05	Jeg ronker til lukten av min egen bæsj (feat. Kuko VIII)	CrappyScrap	Kukfly			02:18
	Writer: Kuko VIII - Herr Hardbæsj / Composers: Kuko VIII - Herr Hardbæsj
06	Spor 6 (feat. Kuko VIII)	CrappyScrap	Kukfly			01:08
	Writer: Kuko VIII - Herr Hardbæsj / Composers: Kuko VIII - Herr Hardbæsj

℗ 2025 Likar du hamburgar?: 07-07-2025

Den menneskelige sjelens totale kollaps

01	Eddik (feat. Hyper-Adrian, Ostepølsegudens profet & Apesæd)	CrappyScrap	Den menneskelige sjelens totale kollaps			02:18
	Writer: Herr Hardbæsj / Composers: Herr Hardbæsj
02	Avsugingsomskjæring (feat. Hyper-Adrian, Ostepølsegudens profet & Apesæd)	CrappyScrap	Den menneskelige sjelens totale kollaps			02:08
	Writer: Hyper Adrian / Composers: Hyper Adrian
03	Indiatur (feat. Hyper-Adrian, Ostepølsegudens profet & Apesæd)	CrappyScrap	Den menneskelige sjelens totale kollaps			01:41
	Writer: Ostepølsegudens Potet / Composers: Ostepølsegudens Potet
04	NOOOOOODDDDDDYYYY (feat. Hyper-Adrian, Ostepølsegudens profet & Apesæd)	CrappyScrap	Den menneskelige sjelens totale kollaps			03:24
	Writer: Hyper Adrian / Composers: Hyper Adrian

℗ 2025 Spilt inn på fylla: 22-04-2025

Skipperstuen

01	Skipperstuen (feat. Mentalprolaps & Mikke Mussolini)	CrappyScrap	Skipperstuen			01:28
	Writer: Herr Hardbæsj / Composers: Herr Hardbæsj
02	Jeg pulte alle dyrene på en bondegård (feat. Mentalprolaps)	CrappyScrap	Skipperstuen			02:49
	Writer: Herr Hardbæsj / Composers: Herr Hardbæsj
03	Den triste historien om Eirik (feat. Mentalprolaps)	CrappyScrap	Skipperstuen			01:59
	Writer: Herr Hardbæsj / Composers: Herr Hardbæsj
04	Analia (feat. Mentalprolaps)	CrappyScrap	Skipperstuen			02:31
	Writer: Herr Hardbæsj / Composers: Herr Hardbæsj
05	Denne sangen skal ikke være med (feat. Mentalprolaps & Mikke Mussolini)	CrappyScrap	Skipperstuen			03:05
	Writer: Herr Hardbæsj / Composers: Herr Hardbæsj

Anal prolaps: 06-06-2023

The Tales and Legends of Saddam Hussein (A Rock Opera)

01	Abdul Rahman Arif is a turd, let's overthrow him	CrappyScrap	The Tales and Legends of Saddam Hussein (A Rock Opera)			03:25
	Writer: Herr Hardbæsj / Composers: Herr Hardbæsj
02	Let's invade Iran and then later Kuwait, surely that will end well	CrappyScrap	The Tales and Legends of Saddam Hussein (A Rock Opera)			01:09
	Writer: Herr Hardbæsj / Composers: Herr Hardbæsj
03	Oh crap, it's Uncle Sam	CrappyScrap	The Tales and Legends of Saddam Hussein (A Rock Opera)			01:32
	Writer: Herr Hardbæsj / Composers: Herr Hardbæsj
04	Burning Uday's exotic car collection	CrappyScrap	The Tales and Legends of Saddam Hussein (A Rock Opera)			02:18
	Writer: Herr Hardbæsj / Composers: Herr Hardbæsj
05	Oh crap, it's Uncle Sam again	CrappyScrap	The Tales and Legends of Saddam Hussein (A Rock Opera)			02:32
	Writer: Herr Hardbæsj / Composers: Herr Hardbæsj

Singles

℗ 2025 Likar du hamburgar?: 08-07-2025

Mount Kukerest (feat. Markmus) [EDM Remix]

01	Mount Kukerest (feat. Markmus) (EDM Remix)	CrappyScrap	Mount Kukerest (feat. Markmus) [EDM Remix]			03:08
	Writer: Herr Hardbæsj / Composers: Herr Hardbæsj

℗ 2025 Pikken til Sumocat ser ut som snabelen til en maursluker: 18-03-2025

Arne er stygg

01	Arne er stygg	CrappyScrap	Arne er stygg			06:23
	Writer: Herr Hardbæsj / Composers: Herr Hardbæsj
02	Meningen med livet er å være en kuk	CrappyScrap	Arne er stygg			07:41
	Writer: Herr Hardbæsj / Composers: Herr Hardbæsj

℗ 2025 Kjell Gandhi Music & Cheese Sausage Company: 16-03-2025

Det er ikke lett for en pornoavhengig som ikke er pornoavhengig lenger å nøtte da det er fare for at folk drukner i sæden hans (Li

01	Det er ikke lett for en pornoavhengig som ikke er pornoavhengig lenger å nøtte da det er fare for at folk drukner i sæden hans (Li	CrappyScrap	Det er ikke lett for en pornoavhengig som ikke er pornoavhengig lenger å nøtte da det er fare for at folk drukner i sæden hans (Li			05:34
	Writer: Hyper Adrian Kjempepikk - Herr Hardbæsj / Composers: Hyper Adrian Kjempepikk - Herr Hardbæsj

℗ 2024 Kjell Gandhi Music & Cheese Sausage Company: 05-12-2024

Kim Jong Un

01	Kim Jong Un (feat. Hyper-Adrian & Ostepølsegudens profet)	CrappyScrap	Kim Jong Un			02:10
	Writer: Herr Hardbæsj / Composers: Herr Hardbæsj
02	Oslo T-bane (feat. Hyper-Adrian & Ostepølsegudens profet)	CrappyScrap	Kim Jong Un			02:35
	Writer: Herr Hardbæsj / Composers: Herr Hardbæsj
03	No Nut November Mating Call (feat. Hyper-Adrian & Ostepølsegudens profet)	CrappyScrap	Kim Jong Un			02:32
	Writer: Herr Hardbæsj / Composers: Herr Hardbæsj

℗ 2024 Kjell Gandhi Music & Cheese Sausage Company: 29-11-2024

Koselige julesanger

01	Knull meg i ræva (feat. Markmus)	CrappyScrap	Koselige julesanger			02:02
	Writer: Herr Hardbæsj / Composers: Herr Hardbæsj
02	En kuk er født i Kuklehem (feat. Torgeir Kubein)	CrappyScrap	Koselige julesanger			03:43
	Writer: Herr Hardbæsj / Composers: Herr Hardbæsj