Carrying the Elephant & This Is Not My Nose

01	My Father Said	Michael Rosen	Carrying the Elephant & This Is Not My Nose	01:23
02	Old Gramophone Horns	Michael Rosen	Carrying the Elephant & This Is Not My Nose	01:24
03	It Wasn't Only That They Said...	Michael Rosen	Carrying the Elephant & This Is Not My Nose	00:54
04	It Was a Formica Table	Michael Rosen	Carrying the Elephant & This Is Not My Nose	01:05
05	We're Bombing Egypt	Michael Rosen	Carrying the Elephant & This Is Not My Nose	01:04
06	It Didn't Seem Odd to Be Eleven	Michael Rosen	Carrying the Elephant & This Is Not My Nose	02:34
07	In the Water	Michael Rosen	Carrying the Elephant & This Is Not My Nose	00:42
08	There Was Someone Called...	Michael Rosen	Carrying the Elephant & This Is Not My Nose	00:46
09	My Brother's Girlfriends	Michael Rosen	Carrying the Elephant & This Is Not My Nose	00:59
10	I Had Just Found...	Michael Rosen	Carrying the Elephant & This Is Not My Nose	01:33
11	H.M. Hyndman	Michael Rosen	Carrying the Elephant & This Is Not My Nose	01:11
12	I Came Through the Customs	Michael Rosen	Carrying the Elephant & This Is Not My Nose	01:04
13	There Was a Typhoid Outbreak	Michael Rosen	Carrying the Elephant & This Is Not My Nose	01:31
14	The First I Knew About It	Michael Rosen	Carrying the Elephant & This Is Not My Nose	01:23
15	It Was In Leeds	Michael Rosen	Carrying the Elephant & This Is Not My Nose	00:23
16	Lenny Let Is Be Known	Michael Rosen	Carrying the Elephant & This Is Not My Nose	01:17
17	In the 1940's English Parents...	Michael Rosen	Carrying the Elephant & This Is Not My Nose	00:32
18	Dame Helen Sat	Michael Rosen	Carrying the Elephant & This Is Not My Nose	01:40
19	Early Days At Broadcasting House	Michael Rosen	Carrying the Elephant & This Is Not My Nose	01:08
20	First the GI's Run Round	Michael Rosen	Carrying the Elephant & This Is Not My Nose	00:58
21	I Don't Think This Matters Much	Michael Rosen	Carrying the Elephant & This Is Not My Nose	01:32
22	Who's In the Room	Michael Rosen	Carrying the Elephant & This Is Not My Nose	01:07
23	I Opened a Sunday Newspaper	Michael Rosen	Carrying the Elephant & This Is Not My Nose	01:03
24	Pallister Explained	Michael Rosen	Carrying the Elephant & This Is Not My Nose	00:55
25	I Got a Summons	Michael Rosen	Carrying the Elephant & This Is Not My Nose	01:25
26	We Were On Our Way	Michael Rosen	Carrying the Elephant & This Is Not My Nose	01:51
27	He Did Up the Outside	Michael Rosen	Carrying the Elephant & This Is Not My Nose	01:05
28	I Think It Was Called...	Michael Rosen	Carrying the Elephant & This Is Not My Nose	01:34
29	Some Friends Came Over	Michael Rosen	Carrying the Elephant & This Is Not My Nose	00:50
30	224 Chairs	Michael Rosen	Carrying the Elephant & This Is Not My Nose	00:54
31	The Last Night Together	Michael Rosen	Carrying the Elephant & This Is Not My Nose	01:03
32	There Were Ways of Figuring	Michael Rosen	Carrying the Elephant & This Is Not My Nose	00:26
33	It Wasn't a Good Idea	Michael Rosen	Carrying the Elephant & This Is Not My Nose	00:40
34	Next Door Neighbour	Michael Rosen	Carrying the Elephant & This Is Not My Nose	00:42
35	There's a Way We Make It	Michael Rosen	Carrying the Elephant & This Is Not My Nose	00:54
36	I Called Wayne and Phyllis	Michael Rosen	Carrying the Elephant & This Is Not My Nose	00:30
37	I Knew Something Wasn't Right	Michael Rosen	Carrying the Elephant & This Is Not My Nose	01:10
38	Dear Joe	Michael Rosen	Carrying the Elephant & This Is Not My Nose	00:27
39	Thank You for Your Card	Michael Rosen	Carrying the Elephant & This Is Not My Nose	00:42
40	Dear Bank	Michael Rosen	Carrying the Elephant & This Is Not My Nose	00:27
41	I Haven't Seen You For...	Michael Rosen	Carrying the Elephant & This Is Not My Nose	00:24
42	One of Us Fell Off	Michael Rosen	Carrying the Elephant & This Is Not My Nose	00:29
43	We're Travellers On the Road	Michael Rosen	Carrying the Elephant & This Is Not My Nose	01:19
44	In Paris Where We Went To...	Michael Rosen	Carrying the Elephant & This Is Not My Nose	01:08
45	Only Us	Michael Rosen	Carrying the Elephant & This Is Not My Nose	00:53
46	Barbara Whose Husband...	Michael Rosen	Carrying the Elephant & This Is Not My Nose	00:49
47	He Lost His Life	Michael Rosen	Carrying the Elephant & This Is Not My Nose	00:14
48	I Swerve	Michael Rosen	Carrying the Elephant & This Is Not My Nose	01:03
49	My Dead Boy	Michael Rosen	Carrying the Elephant & This Is Not My Nose	00:28
50	Don't Tell Me	Michael Rosen	Carrying the Elephant & This Is Not My Nose	00:40
51	A Cat's Skin	Michael Rosen	Carrying the Elephant & This Is Not My Nose	00:34
52	I Got a Letter Home	Michael Rosen	Carrying the Elephant & This Is Not My Nose	00:26
53	An Egg In Salt Water	Michael Rosen	Carrying the Elephant & This Is Not My Nose	00:34
54	I Wrote Her a Letter	Michael Rosen	Carrying the Elephant & This Is Not My Nose	01:02
55	Is This the Kind of Mosquito...	Michael Rosen	Carrying the Elephant & This Is Not My Nose	00:33
56	Bloody Music	Michael Rosen	Carrying the Elephant & This Is Not My Nose	00:48
57	I Was Between King's Cross and ...	Michael Rosen	Carrying the Elephant & This Is Not My Nose	01:04
58	The Drunk Woman	Michael Rosen	Carrying the Elephant & This Is Not My Nose	00:21
59	The Old City	Michael Rosen	Carrying the Elephant & This Is Not My Nose	00:40
60	You Can Do It With Lettuce	Michael Rosen	Carrying the Elephant & This Is Not My Nose	00:50
61	I Packed My Books	Michael Rosen	Carrying the Elephant & This Is Not My Nose	00:49
62	It Turned Out That the Baby...	Michael Rosen	Carrying the Elephant & This Is Not My Nose	01:01
63	How Shall We Defeat the Enemy	Michael Rosen	Carrying the Elephant & This Is Not My Nose	00:50
64	The News Was...	Michael Rosen	Carrying the Elephant & This Is Not My Nose	01:30
65	My Teeth Are Moving	Michael Rosen	Carrying the Elephant & This Is Not My Nose	00:46
66	Isn't Their Real Name...	Michael Rosen	Carrying the Elephant & This Is Not My Nose	01:11
67	I Was Just Crossing the Road	Michael Rosen	Carrying the Elephant & This Is Not My Nose	01:36
68	We Went to the Public Record Office	Michael Rosen	Carrying the Elephant & This Is Not My Nose	02:07
69	On the Way There	Michael Rosen	Carrying the Elephant & This Is Not My Nose	00:53
70	This Is the Sick Tunnel	Michael Rosen	Carrying the Elephant & This Is Not My Nose	00:55
71	Pinter Lost His Patience	Michael Rosen	Carrying the Elephant & This Is Not My Nose	01:03
72	It Didn't Work Out	Michael Rosen	Carrying the Elephant & This Is Not My Nose	00:36
73	My Friends In the Suburbs	Michael Rosen	Carrying the Elephant & This Is Not My Nose	01:44
74	In Between One of Our...	Michael Rosen	Carrying the Elephant & This Is Not My Nose	00:28
75	The Upper Levels	Michael Rosen	Carrying the Elephant & This Is Not My Nose	01:30
76	I Stayed In the Headteacher's House	Michael Rosen	Carrying the Elephant & This Is Not My Nose	00:52
77	Malc's Shoes Smelled...	Michael Rosen	Carrying the Elephant & This Is Not My Nose	00:44
78	When Lady Chatterley Came Out	Michael Rosen	Carrying the Elephant & This Is Not My Nose	00:36
79	For a Year They Taught Us...	Michael Rosen	Carrying the Elephant & This Is Not My Nose	01:27
80	We Had Thumbed Lifts	Michael Rosen	Carrying the Elephant & This Is Not My Nose	01:40
81	Marching Across the Park	Michael Rosen	Carrying the Elephant & This Is Not My Nose	01:12
82	After I Was Taken Out	Michael Rosen	Carrying the Elephant & This Is Not My Nose	01:16
83	I Went Out On the Playing Fields	Michael Rosen	Carrying the Elephant & This Is Not My Nose	00:29
84	In 1963	Michael Rosen	Carrying the Elephant & This Is Not My Nose	00:30
85	I Told Them That It Felt Like...	Michael Rosen	Carrying the Elephant & This Is Not My Nose	00:20
86	Her Mother Had a Dog	Michael Rosen	Carrying the Elephant & This Is Not My Nose	00:34
87	Jim Sat On the Bus	Michael Rosen	Carrying the Elephant & This Is Not My Nose	00:22
88	The Buzzer Rang	Michael Rosen	Carrying the Elephant & This Is Not My Nose	01:06
89	I Used to Be Able...	Michael Rosen	Carrying the Elephant & This Is Not My Nose	00:13
90	Two Men Came	Michael Rosen	Carrying the Elephant & This Is Not My Nose	00:42
91	For This Class	Michael Rosen	Carrying the Elephant & This Is Not My Nose	00:33
92	He Said That the Thing That...	Michael Rosen	Carrying the Elephant & This Is Not My Nose	00:45
93	You Need to Slim Down	Michael Rosen	Carrying the Elephant & This Is Not My Nose	00:17
94	In a Cartoon	Michael Rosen	Carrying the Elephant & This Is Not My Nose	00:34
95	There Was Something About...	Michael Rosen	Carrying the Elephant & This Is Not My Nose	00:17
96	The Most Successful Amongst Us	Michael Rosen	Carrying the Elephant & This Is Not My Nose	01:01
97	Yes, I'll Have a Cup	Michael Rosen	Carrying the Elephant & This Is Not My Nose	00:31
98	I Sat In the Bird Gallery	Michael Rosen	Carrying the Elephant & This Is Not My Nose	00:36
99	It Was the Bit of the Eyelid...	Michael Rosen	Carrying the Elephant & This Is Not My Nose	00:20
100	If You Asked You Could Get to See	Michael Rosen	Carrying the Elephant & This Is Not My Nose	00:45
101	I Couldn't Catch the Bus	Michael Rosen	Carrying the Elephant & This Is Not My Nose	00:12
102	So I Took Him	Michael Rosen	Carrying the Elephant & This Is Not My Nose	00:44
103	I Listened to My Voice	Michael Rosen	Carrying the Elephant & This Is Not My Nose	00:15
104	They Whacked Him Over the Head	Michael Rosen	Carrying the Elephant & This Is Not My Nose	01:02
105	Just Do One Thing	Michael Rosen	Carrying the Elephant & This Is Not My Nose	00:15
106	I Sat In a Miner's Terrace	Michael Rosen	Carrying the Elephant & This Is Not My Nose	00:30
107	Hours of Sleep	Michael Rosen	Carrying the Elephant & This Is Not My Nose	00:30
108	Snow Is the Enemy	Michael Rosen	Carrying the Elephant & This Is Not My Nose	00:45
109	I Was Walking Through Cricklewood	Michael Rosen	Carrying the Elephant & This Is Not My Nose	00:44
110	I Had to Deal With My Eyes	Michael Rosen	Carrying the Elephant & This Is Not My Nose	00:15
111	He Said, If They Don't Like It...	Michael Rosen	Carrying the Elephant & This Is Not My Nose	00:18
112	I Went to the Doctor	Michael Rosen	Carrying the Elephant & This Is Not My Nose	00:12
113	You Never Used to Look Like...	Michael Rosen	Carrying the Elephant & This Is Not My Nose	00:21
114	I Told the Doctor	Michael Rosen	Carrying the Elephant & This Is Not My Nose	00:12
115	It All Came Down To...	Michael Rosen	Carrying the Elephant & This Is Not My Nose	01:01
116	The Kidney Test Showed...	Michael Rosen	Carrying the Elephant & This Is Not My Nose	00:20
117	At the Renal Department	Michael Rosen	Carrying the Elephant & This Is Not My Nose	01:17
118	The Students Stood Round Me	Michael Rosen	Carrying the Elephant & This Is Not My Nose	01:13
119	A Week Later	Michael Rosen	Carrying the Elephant & This Is Not My Nose	00:55
120	I Was In a Room With Charlie	Michael Rosen	Carrying the Elephant & This Is Not My Nose	00:54
121	Every Day They Brought...	Michael Rosen	Carrying the Elephant & This Is Not My Nose	00:28
122	I Emerged	Michael Rosen	Carrying the Elephant & This Is Not My Nose	00:35
123	I Used to Be Too Old	Michael Rosen	Carrying the Elephant & This Is Not My Nose	00:24
124	It's Not In a Dream	Michael Rosen	Carrying the Elephant & This Is Not My Nose	00:44
125	I Saw You	Michael Rosen	Carrying the Elephant & This Is Not My Nose	00:22
126	I Ran	Michael Rosen	Carrying the Elephant & This Is Not My Nose	00:27
127	I Was Sorry	Michael Rosen	Carrying the Elephant & This Is Not My Nose	00:50
128	He Said, I Am a Misfortune Bully	Michael Rosen	Carrying the Elephant & This Is Not My Nose	00:42
129	If You Need Cheering Up	Michael Rosen	Carrying the Elephant & This Is Not My Nose	01:16
130	When the Brits Found Out	Michael Rosen	Carrying the Elephant & This Is Not My Nose	00:50
131	It Didn't Take Long	Michael Rosen	Carrying the Elephant & This Is Not My Nose	00:48
132	The Phone Rang	Michael Rosen	Carrying the Elephant & This Is Not My Nose	00:19
133	I Was In an Airport	Michael Rosen	Carrying the Elephant & This Is Not My Nose	00:31
134	They Say That Sir Alex...	Michael Rosen	Carrying the Elephant & This Is Not My Nose	00:22
135	The Female Remnaunt Spider	Michael Rosen	Carrying the Elephant & This Is Not My Nose	00:24
136	I Was Sleeping On My Own	Michael Rosen	Carrying the Elephant & This Is Not My Nose	02:33
137	I Used to Be Bothered	Michael Rosen	Carrying the Elephant & This Is Not My Nose	00:10
138	We Haven't Got Long	Michael Rosen	Carrying the Elephant & This Is Not My Nose	01:07
139	It Was Carpet Madness	Michael Rosen	Carrying the Elephant & This Is Not My Nose	00:57
140	The Obituary Talked	Michael Rosen	Carrying the Elephant & This Is Not My Nose	00:20
141	They Sold the School	Michael Rosen	Carrying the Elephant & This Is Not My Nose	00:27
142	The Cat's Ignoring Me	Michael Rosen	Carrying the Elephant & This Is Not My Nose	00:11
143	They Told Us On the Radio	Michael Rosen	Carrying the Elephant & This Is Not My Nose	01:06
144	Is This How It Is	Michael Rosen	Carrying the Elephant & This Is Not My Nose	01:36
145	These Shops	Michael Rosen	Carrying the Elephant & This Is Not My Nose	01:57
146	I Said I Lost Him	Michael Rosen	Carrying the Elephant & This Is Not My Nose	00:46
147	There Was a Joke He Used to Tell	Michael Rosen	Carrying the Elephant & This Is Not My Nose	00:50
148	I Am Peeling an Apple	Michael Rosen	Carrying the Elephant & This Is Not My Nose	01:07
149	We Make a Baby	Michael Rosen	Carrying the Elephant & This Is Not My Nose	00:20
150	Could I Have Imagined	Michael Rosen	Carrying the Elephant & This Is Not My Nose	00:28
151	A Family Arrived	Michael Rosen	Carrying the Elephant & This Is Not My Nose	00:46
152	The Wind Had Blown All Day	Michael Rosen	Carrying the Elephant & This Is Not My Nose	01:33
153	30) Popping These...	Michael Rosen	Carrying the Elephant & This Is Not My Nose	00:31

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My Father Said

Michael Rosen

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Old Gramophone Horns

Michael Rosen

Carrying the Elephant & This Is Not My Nose

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It Wasn't Only That They Said...