I'm Sorry (You're Welcome)

01	Introduction, A Gift From Derrick	Eugene Mirman	I'm Sorry (You're Welcome)	03:31
	Writer: Eugene Mirman / Composers: Eugene Mirman
02	Some Jokes That Have To Do With My Girlfriend, A Hotel In Boston, A Man In Provincetown, Twitter, Time Vs. Timing, A Neck Pillow	Eugene Mirman	I'm Sorry (You're Welcome)	05:00
	Writer: Eugene Mirman / Composers: Eugene Mirman
03	Sub Pop Showcase At SxSW	Eugene Mirman	I'm Sorry (You're Welcome)	01:56
	Writer: Eugene Mirman / Composers: Eugene Mirman
04	Ask A Pastor	Eugene Mirman	I'm Sorry (You're Welcome)	03:03
	Writer: Eugene Mirman / Composers: Eugene Mirman
05	Some Jokes That Touch Upon Religion, Guitar Center	Eugene Mirman	I'm Sorry (You're Welcome)	03:04
	Writer: Eugene Mirman / Composers: Eugene Mirman
06	A LinkedIn Profile	Eugene Mirman	I'm Sorry (You're Welcome)	02:39
	Writer: Eugene Mirman / Composers: Eugene Mirman
07	The Time I Was Mugged In Mexico With Michael Stipe	Eugene Mirman	I'm Sorry (You're Welcome)	05:48
	Writer: Eugene Mirman / Composers: Eugene Mirman
08	Girlfriend, Khaleesi, Any Questions, Making A ‘Zine	Eugene Mirman	I'm Sorry (You're Welcome)	03:50
	Writer: Eugene Mirman / Composers: Eugene Mirman
09	Contacting Celebrities On Facebook	Eugene Mirman	I'm Sorry (You're Welcome)	04:18
	Writer: Eugene Mirman / Composers: Eugene Mirman
10	Not Happy With A Parking Ticket I Got In Portsmouth, NH	Eugene Mirman	I'm Sorry (You're Welcome)	07:59
	Writer: Eugene Mirman / Composers: Eugene Mirman
11	Paintings I Made To Showcase At My Local Whole Foods	Eugene Mirman	I'm Sorry (You're Welcome)	02:29
	Writer: Eugene Mirman / Composers: Eugene Mirman
12	I Marry A Couple From The Audience On Stage	Eugene Mirman	I'm Sorry (You're Welcome)	07:05
	Writer: Eugene Mirman / Composers: Eugene Mirman
01	Welcome To The Meditation, Please Get Comfortable	Eugene Mirman	I'm Sorry (You're Welcome)	03:22
	Writer: Eugene Mirman / Composers: Christian Cundari - Eugene Mirman - Matthew Savage
02	The Body	Eugene Mirman	I'm Sorry (You're Welcome)	02:26
	Writer: Eugene Mirman / Composers: Christian Cundari - Eugene Mirman - Matthew Savage
03	Feet & Legs	Eugene Mirman	I'm Sorry (You're Welcome)	01:55
	Writer: Eugene Mirman / Composers: Christian Cundari - Eugene Mirman - Matthew Savage
04	Tummy, Doodle & Hoo-Hoo	Eugene Mirman	I'm Sorry (You're Welcome)	02:54
	Writer: Eugene Mirman / Composers: Christian Cundari - Eugene Mirman - Matthew Savage
05	Heart	Eugene Mirman	I'm Sorry (You're Welcome)	02:54
	Writer: Eugene Mirman / Composers: Christian Cundari - Eugene Mirman - Matthew Savage
06	Throat, Arms & Hands	Eugene Mirman	I'm Sorry (You're Welcome)	02:41
	Writer: Eugene Mirman / Composers: Christian Cundari - Eugene Mirman - Matthew Savage
07	Head	Eugene Mirman	I'm Sorry (You're Welcome)	01:51
	Writer: Eugene Mirman / Composers: Christian Cundari - Eugene Mirman - Matthew Savage
08	Thank You Body, Simple Ways To Relax	Eugene Mirman	I'm Sorry (You're Welcome)	03:14
	Writer: Eugene Mirman / Composers: Christian Cundari - Eugene Mirman - Matthew Savage
01	Introduction	Eugene Mirman	I'm Sorry (You're Welcome)	00:16
	Writer: Eugene Mirman / Composers: Eugene Mirman
02	Horse	Eugene Mirman	I'm Sorry (You're Welcome)	00:04
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03	Horse Galloping	Eugene Mirman	I'm Sorry (You're Welcome)	00:07
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04	Horse III	Eugene Mirman	I'm Sorry (You're Welcome)	00:08
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05	Duck	Eugene Mirman	I'm Sorry (You're Welcome)	00:04
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06	Duck II	Eugene Mirman	I'm Sorry (You're Welcome)	00:08
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07	Dog	Eugene Mirman	I'm Sorry (You're Welcome)	00:05
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08	Cat	Eugene Mirman	I'm Sorry (You're Welcome)	00:07
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09	Cat Purring	Eugene Mirman	I'm Sorry (You're Welcome)	00:09
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10	Cat Asking For Directions	Eugene Mirman	I'm Sorry (You're Welcome)	00:09
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11	Two Sheep Arguing	Eugene Mirman	I'm Sorry (You're Welcome)	00:10
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12	Mice Making Fried Rice	Eugene Mirman	I'm Sorry (You're Welcome)	00:06
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13	Bear	Eugene Mirman	I'm Sorry (You're Welcome)	00:04
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14	Wolf	Eugene Mirman	I'm Sorry (You're Welcome)	00:07
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15	Fox Embarrassed About His Boner	Eugene Mirman	I'm Sorry (You're Welcome)	00:07
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16	Giraffe Sleeping	Eugene Mirman	I'm Sorry (You're Welcome)	00:08
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17	Turtle	Eugene Mirman	I'm Sorry (You're Welcome)	00:04
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18	Turtle II	Eugene Mirman	I'm Sorry (You're Welcome)	00:09
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19	Chicken Prostitute Haggling	Eugene Mirman	I'm Sorry (You're Welcome)	00:13
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20	Shark	Eugene Mirman	I'm Sorry (You're Welcome)	00:05
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21	Toilet Flushing	Eugene Mirman	I'm Sorry (You're Welcome)	00:08
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22	Blender	Eugene Mirman	I'm Sorry (You're Welcome)	00:08
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23	Automatic Door Opening	Eugene Mirman	I'm Sorry (You're Welcome)	00:06
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24	Doorbell	Eugene Mirman	I'm Sorry (You're Welcome)	00:04
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25	Alarm Clock	Eugene Mirman	I'm Sorry (You're Welcome)	00:06
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26	Frying Pan Sizzle	Eugene Mirman	I'm Sorry (You're Welcome)	00:08
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27	Teapot Whistle	Eugene Mirman	I'm Sorry (You're Welcome)	00:09
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28	Dishwasher Running	Eugene Mirman	I'm Sorry (You're Welcome)	00:08
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29	Telephone Ringing	Eugene Mirman	I'm Sorry (You're Welcome)	00:07
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30	Telephone Falling On The Ground	Eugene Mirman	I'm Sorry (You're Welcome)	00:09
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31	Shower Running	Eugene Mirman	I'm Sorry (You're Welcome)	00:08
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32	Crackling Fire	Eugene Mirman	I'm Sorry (You're Welcome)	00:09
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33	VCR Ejecting A Tape	Eugene Mirman	I'm Sorry (You're Welcome)	00:06
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34	Group Of Businessmen Agreeing	Eugene Mirman	I'm Sorry (You're Welcome)	00:18
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35	Baby Locked In A Dresser	Eugene Mirman	I'm Sorry (You're Welcome)	00:09
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36	Fart	Eugene Mirman	I'm Sorry (You're Welcome)	00:04
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37	Long Fart	Eugene Mirman	I'm Sorry (You're Welcome)	00:06
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38	Fart III	Eugene Mirman	I'm Sorry (You're Welcome)	00:09
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39	Little Girl Crying	Eugene Mirman	I'm Sorry (You're Welcome)	00:12
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40	Man Walking In Boots	Eugene Mirman	I'm Sorry (You're Welcome)	00:12
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41	Screaming Man	Eugene Mirman	I'm Sorry (You're Welcome)	00:05
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42	Screaming Woman Who Sounds Like A Man	Eugene Mirman	I'm Sorry (You're Welcome)	00:07
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43	TV Audience Clapping At Food	Eugene Mirman	I'm Sorry (You're Welcome)	00:11
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44	Drum Circle	Eugene Mirman	I'm Sorry (You're Welcome)	00:14
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45	Rave	Eugene Mirman	I'm Sorry (You're Welcome)	00:10
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46	Last Guy At A Rave	Eugene Mirman	I'm Sorry (You're Welcome)	00:09
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47	Train	Eugene Mirman	I'm Sorry (You're Welcome)	00:06
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48	Steam Engine	Eugene Mirman	I'm Sorry (You're Welcome)	00:07
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49	Neon Sign	Eugene Mirman	I'm Sorry (You're Welcome)	00:08
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50	Motorcycle	Eugene Mirman	I'm Sorry (You're Welcome)	00:07
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51	Scanning An Item	Eugene Mirman	I'm Sorry (You're Welcome)	00:04
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52	Feeling For A Ripe Avocado	Eugene Mirman	I'm Sorry (You're Welcome)	00:06
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53	Jihadist After Seeing About A Boy	Eugene Mirman	I'm Sorry (You're Welcome)	00:07
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54	Jack-In-The-Box	Eugene Mirman	I'm Sorry (You're Welcome)	00:08
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55	Jigsaw Puzzle	Eugene Mirman	I'm Sorry (You're Welcome)	00:06
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56	Fire Truck	Eugene Mirman	I'm Sorry (You're Welcome)	00:06
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57	Video Game	Eugene Mirman	I'm Sorry (You're Welcome)	00:05
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58	Italian Person Eating a Pizza Pie	Eugene Mirman	I'm Sorry (You're Welcome)	00:07
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59	Naturalized Immigrant Doing A Job You Are Unqualified For	Eugene Mirman	I'm Sorry (You're Welcome)	00:10
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60	Abortion Doctor Enjoying A Candy Bar	Eugene Mirman	I'm Sorry (You're Welcome)	00:10
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61	Grand Wizard Can’t Find A Sock	Eugene Mirman	I'm Sorry (You're Welcome)	00:06
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62	Powerful Senator	Eugene Mirman	I'm Sorry (You're Welcome)	00:09
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63	Powerful Senator II	Eugene Mirman	I'm Sorry (You're Welcome)	00:11
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64	Fighter Plane	Eugene Mirman	I'm Sorry (You're Welcome)	00:06
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65	Ambient Noise In An Airplane	Eugene Mirman	I'm Sorry (You're Welcome)	00:12
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66	Airplane Flying	Eugene Mirman	I'm Sorry (You're Welcome)	00:10
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67	Police Siren	Eugene Mirman	I'm Sorry (You're Welcome)	00:07
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68	Police Siren In Europe	Eugene Mirman	I'm Sorry (You're Welcome)	00:08
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69	Police Siren In Belgium	Eugene Mirman	I'm Sorry (You're Welcome)	00:08
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70	Gun Shot	Eugene Mirman	I'm Sorry (You're Welcome)	00:04
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71	Machine Gun	Eugene Mirman	I'm Sorry (You're Welcome)	00:05
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72	.357 Magnum Inside A Watermelon	Eugene Mirman	I'm Sorry (You're Welcome)	00:11
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73	Gays In The Military	Eugene Mirman	I'm Sorry (You're Welcome)	00:06
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74	Thunder	Eugene Mirman	I'm Sorry (You're Welcome)	00:05
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75	Rain	Eugene Mirman	I'm Sorry (You're Welcome)	00:10
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76	Hurricane	Eugene Mirman	I'm Sorry (You're Welcome)	00:10
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77	Blizzard	Eugene Mirman	I'm Sorry (You're Welcome)	00:09
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78	Snowing	Eugene Mirman	I'm Sorry (You're Welcome)	00:11
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79	Sentient Robot Going About His Daily Business	Eugene Mirman	I'm Sorry (You're Welcome)	00:14
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80	Computer Downloading A File	Eugene Mirman	I'm Sorry (You're Welcome)	00:10
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81	New Email	Eugene Mirman	I'm Sorry (You're Welcome)	00:04
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82	Traffic	Eugene Mirman	I'm Sorry (You're Welcome)	00:11
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83	Kids Playing In The Park	Eugene Mirman	I'm Sorry (You're Welcome)	00:14
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84	Kids Playing In The Park II	Eugene Mirman	I'm Sorry (You're Welcome)	00:10
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85	Spaceship Flying	Eugene Mirman	I'm Sorry (You're Welcome)	00:10
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86	Spaceship Crashing	Eugene Mirman	I'm Sorry (You're Welcome)	00:07
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87	Going To Warp Speed	Eugene Mirman	I'm Sorry (You're Welcome)	00:06
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88	Alien Supermarket	Eugene Mirman	I'm Sorry (You're Welcome)	00:18
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89	Laser Gunfire	Eugene Mirman	I'm Sorry (You're Welcome)	00:11
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90	Someone Controlling Technology By Waving Their Hands	Eugene Mirman	I'm Sorry (You're Welcome)	00:14
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91	Ronald Reagan Taking A Shower	Eugene Mirman	I'm Sorry (You're Welcome)	00:09
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92	Tacos	Eugene Mirman	I'm Sorry (You're Welcome)	00:05
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93	Fur Coat Getting Fucked By A Bunch Of Cats	Eugene Mirman	I'm Sorry (You're Welcome)	00:12
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94	Tree Falling In A Forest	Eugene Mirman	I'm Sorry (You're Welcome)	00:09
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95	Jewish Person Saying "Oy Vey” Wrong	Eugene Mirman	I'm Sorry (You're Welcome)	00:08
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96	Summertime	Eugene Mirman	I'm Sorry (You're Welcome)	00:07
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97	People Being Diligent At An Ad Agency	Eugene Mirman	I'm Sorry (You're Welcome)	00:10
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98	Helicopter	Eugene Mirman	I'm Sorry (You're Welcome)	00:06
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99	Living Helicopter Complaining	Eugene Mirman	I'm Sorry (You're Welcome)	00:10
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100	Chinese Woman Eating Lasagna	Eugene Mirman	I'm Sorry (You're Welcome)	00:11
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101	Hero Returning From A Budweiser Commercial	Eugene Mirman	I'm Sorry (You're Welcome)	00:10
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102	Elephant Having Trouble	Eugene Mirman	I'm Sorry (You're Welcome)	00:10
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103	One Of Those People On The Street Who Tries To Get Money	Eugene Mirman	I'm Sorry (You're Welcome)	00:13
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104	Telephone Calling A Toaster	Eugene Mirman	I'm Sorry (You're Welcome)	00:13
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105	Grasshopper Asking A Dog A Question	Eugene Mirman	I'm Sorry (You're Welcome)	00:15
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106	Shortwave Radio	Eugene Mirman	I'm Sorry (You're Welcome)	00:12
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107	Two Apples On A Rainy Sunday In The Fall	Eugene Mirman	I'm Sorry (You're Welcome)	00:12
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108	Dentist Having Sex	Eugene Mirman	I'm Sorry (You're Welcome)	00:07
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109	Panda At A Hotel	Eugene Mirman	I'm Sorry (You're Welcome)	00:10
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110	Birth Control Pills Telling A Little Boy Not To Eat Them	Eugene Mirman	I'm Sorry (You're Welcome)	00:10
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111	Cat That Doesn't Mind	Eugene Mirman	I'm Sorry (You're Welcome)	00:09
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112	Male Toothpaste Being Sneaky	Eugene Mirman	I'm Sorry (You're Welcome)	00:08
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113	Creamy Polenta Vs. Couscous	Eugene Mirman	I'm Sorry (You're Welcome)	00:10
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114	Old Man's Penis	Eugene Mirman	I'm Sorry (You're Welcome)	00:10
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115	Dial Tone	Eugene Mirman	I'm Sorry (You're Welcome)	00:13
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116	Museum That Needs To Use The Bathroom	Eugene Mirman	I'm Sorry (You're Welcome)	00:12
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117	Celebrity Agreeing To Take A Selfie	Eugene Mirman	I'm Sorry (You're Welcome)	00:10
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118	Guy Getting A Sweet Beej	Eugene Mirman	I'm Sorry (You're Welcome)	00:12
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119	Fire Hydrant That Doesn't Want Anyone To Know It's Anti-Semitic	Eugene Mirman	I'm Sorry (You're Welcome)	00:13
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120	Bellhop Who Got Stung	Eugene Mirman	I'm Sorry (You're Welcome)	00:07
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121	LGBT Party Where People Are Eating Sushi	Eugene Mirman	I'm Sorry (You're Welcome)	00:16
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122	LGBT Newsletter That Loves The Expendables Franchise	Eugene Mirman	I'm Sorry (You're Welcome)	00:10
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123	Sweaty Kid Crying About A Sandwich	Eugene Mirman	I'm Sorry (You're Welcome)	00:08
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124	Too Many Pieces Of Paper	Eugene Mirman	I'm Sorry (You're Welcome)	00:06
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125	Puddle	Eugene Mirman	I'm Sorry (You're Welcome)	00:04
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126	Magic Clown Using His Powers	Eugene Mirman	I'm Sorry (You're Welcome)	00:12
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127	Wild Turkey Bragging About His Mansion	Eugene Mirman	I'm Sorry (You're Welcome)	00:13
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128	The Number 84 Explaining To The Number 52 That It Is Bigger But Not Better	Eugene Mirman	I'm Sorry (You're Welcome)	00:11
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129	Tape Recorder Being Used Wrong	Eugene Mirman	I'm Sorry (You're Welcome)	00:09
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130	Misogynistic Maple Trees	Eugene Mirman	I'm Sorry (You're Welcome)	00:12
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131	Apple Sauce Being Naughty	Eugene Mirman	I'm Sorry (You're Welcome)	00:06
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132	Safe Word	Eugene Mirman	I'm Sorry (You're Welcome)	00:09
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133	Two Pistols Sitting On A Shelf	Eugene Mirman	I'm Sorry (You're Welcome)	00:08
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134	Cookies Being Arrested	Eugene Mirman	I'm Sorry (You're Welcome)	00:10
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135	Sheep That Is Too Cute To Eat	Eugene Mirman	I'm Sorry (You're Welcome)	00:13
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136	Daughter Reacting To Her Mother Telling Her There Are Two Kinds Of People In This World	Eugene Mirman	I'm Sorry (You're Welcome)	00:11
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137	Desk Covered In Hair	Eugene Mirman	I'm Sorry (You're Welcome)	00:08
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138	Person From 1870 Who Was Frozen In Time	Eugene Mirman	I'm Sorry (You're Welcome)	00:14
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139	Boy Who Loves Hammocks	Eugene Mirman	I'm Sorry (You're Welcome)	00:10
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140	Dustpan	Eugene Mirman	I'm Sorry (You're Welcome)	00:10
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141	A Billion Ants Writing A Complaint Letter	Eugene Mirman	I'm Sorry (You're Welcome)	00:12
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142	Two 20-Year-Olds Touching Their Winkies	Eugene Mirman	I'm Sorry (You're Welcome)	00:09
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143	Yellow Line That Divides Roads	Eugene Mirman	I'm Sorry (You're Welcome)	00:09
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144	Smell Of A Pear	Eugene Mirman	I'm Sorry (You're Welcome)	00:11
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145	Group Of Wealthy Men	Eugene Mirman	I'm Sorry (You're Welcome)	00:13
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146	Confused Child	Eugene Mirman	I'm Sorry (You're Welcome)	00:07
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147	25 Rats Sleeping	Eugene Mirman	I'm Sorry (You're Welcome)	00:23
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148	Flowers	Eugene Mirman	I'm Sorry (You're Welcome)	00:07
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149	Fishing	Eugene Mirman	I'm Sorry (You're Welcome)	00:05
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150	Boat	Eugene Mirman	I'm Sorry (You're Welcome)	00:06
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151	Mizzenmast	Eugene Mirman	I'm Sorry (You're Welcome)	00:05
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152	Bow	Eugene Mirman	I'm Sorry (You're Welcome)	00:05
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153	Stern	Eugene Mirman	I'm Sorry (You're Welcome)	00:05
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154	Basement	Eugene Mirman	I'm Sorry (You're Welcome)	00:05
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155	Rainbow	Eugene Mirman	I'm Sorry (You're Welcome)	00:07
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156	Telescope Being Defensive	Eugene Mirman	I'm Sorry (You're Welcome)	00:08
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157	Larry King Being Told Important Information	Eugene Mirman	I'm Sorry (You're Welcome)	00:10
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158	Well	Eugene Mirman	I'm Sorry (You're Welcome)	00:05
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159	The Moment A Well-Respected Author Wins The Guinness World Record	Eugene Mirman	I'm Sorry (You're Welcome)	00:11
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160	Salad	Eugene Mirman	I'm Sorry (You're Welcome)	00:05
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161	Little Girl Teasing A Lamp	Eugene Mirman	I'm Sorry (You're Welcome)	00:09
	Writer: Eugene Mirman / Composers: Eugene Mirman
162	Zoo With Nothing To Lose	Eugene Mirman	I'm Sorry (You're Welcome)	00:09
	Writer: Eugene Mirman / Composers: Eugene Mirman
163	Racist Stapler	Eugene Mirman	I'm Sorry (You're Welcome)	00:07
	Writer: Eugene Mirman / Composers: Eugene Mirman
164	Friendship Bracelet	Eugene Mirman	I'm Sorry (You're Welcome)	00:07
	Writer: Eugene Mirman / Composers: Eugene Mirman
165	Thor's Hammer, Mjölnir	Eugene Mirman	I'm Sorry (You're Welcome)	00:08
	Writer: Eugene Mirman / Composers: Eugene Mirman
166	Two Lost Fireflies	Eugene Mirman	I'm Sorry (You're Welcome)	00:09
	Writer: Eugene Mirman / Composers: Eugene Mirman
167	Humpback Whale	Eugene Mirman	I'm Sorry (You're Welcome)	00:10
	Writer: Eugene Mirman / Composers: Eugene Mirman
168	Elevator At The Empire State Building	Eugene Mirman	I'm Sorry (You're Welcome)	00:13
	Writer: Eugene Mirman / Composers: Eugene Mirman
169	Tip Of A Billionaire's Penis	Eugene Mirman	I'm Sorry (You're Welcome)	00:10
	Writer: Eugene Mirman / Composers: Eugene Mirman
170	Brand New Pillows Covered In Blood	Eugene Mirman	I'm Sorry (You're Welcome)	00:08
	Writer: Eugene Mirman / Composers: Eugene Mirman
171	French Kids Picking Apples	Eugene Mirman	I'm Sorry (You're Welcome)	00:08
	Writer: Eugene Mirman / Composers: Eugene Mirman
172	Huge Pile Of Dirty Shirts	Eugene Mirman	I'm Sorry (You're Welcome)	00:11
	Writer: Eugene Mirman / Composers: Eugene Mirman
173	Hotel Guest Falling Asleep Frustrated	Eugene Mirman	I'm Sorry (You're Welcome)	00:11
	Writer: Eugene Mirman / Composers: Eugene Mirman
174	RomneyCare & ObamaCare	Eugene Mirman	I'm Sorry (You're Welcome)	00:16
	Writer: Eugene Mirman / Composers: Eugene Mirman
175	The Nerve Of Some People	Eugene Mirman	I'm Sorry (You're Welcome)	00:04
	Writer: Eugene Mirman / Composers: Eugene Mirman
176	Boner School	Eugene Mirman	I'm Sorry (You're Welcome)	00:05
	Writer: Eugene Mirman / Composers: Eugene Mirman
177	Spilled Milk That Found Out Its Son Died In A Car Accident	Eugene Mirman	I'm Sorry (You're Welcome)	00:09
	Writer: Eugene Mirman / Composers: Eugene Mirman
178	A BuzzFeed List	Eugene Mirman	I'm Sorry (You're Welcome)	00:08
	Writer: Eugene Mirman / Composers: Eugene Mirman
179	Two College Kids Subtly Trying To Figure Out Which One Is More Disadvantaged	Eugene Mirman	I'm Sorry (You're Welcome)	00:11
	Writer: Eugene Mirman / Composers: Eugene Mirman
180	Fox News & MSNBC	Eugene Mirman	I'm Sorry (You're Welcome)	00:14
	Writer: Eugene Mirman / Composers: Eugene Mirman
181	Amicable Divorce	Eugene Mirman	I'm Sorry (You're Welcome)	00:05
	Writer: Eugene Mirman / Composers: Eugene Mirman
182	Bing-Bong Ding-Dong Playing With Boom-Boom Doom-Doom	Eugene Mirman	I'm Sorry (You're Welcome)	00:09
	Writer: Eugene Mirman / Composers: Eugene Mirman
183	Snacks In Iraq	Eugene Mirman	I'm Sorry (You're Welcome)	00:06
	Writer: Eugene Mirman / Composers: Eugene Mirman
184	Telecommuting Cat	Eugene Mirman	I'm Sorry (You're Welcome)	00:06
	Writer: Eugene Mirman / Composers: Eugene Mirman
185	Nano-Horse	Eugene Mirman	I'm Sorry (You're Welcome)	00:05
	Writer: Eugene Mirman / Composers: Eugene Mirman
186	Hebrew Ray	Eugene Mirman	I'm Sorry (You're Welcome)	00:07
	Writer: Eugene Mirman / Composers: Eugene Mirman
187	Caldor Binge Drinking	Eugene Mirman	I'm Sorry (You're Welcome)	00:11
	Writer: Eugene Mirman / Composers: Eugene Mirman
188	Gender Roles On Their Way To A Football Game	Eugene Mirman	I'm Sorry (You're Welcome)	00:09
	Writer: Eugene Mirman / Composers: Eugene Mirman
189	Details	Eugene Mirman	I'm Sorry (You're Welcome)	00:04
	Writer: Eugene Mirman / Composers: Eugene Mirman
190	School Teacher Given Permission	Eugene Mirman	I'm Sorry (You're Welcome)	00:12
	Writer: Eugene Mirman / Composers: Eugene Mirman
191	High School Hockey Team Seeing 20 Years Into The Future	Eugene Mirman	I'm Sorry (You're Welcome)	00:07
	Writer: Eugene Mirman / Composers: Eugene Mirman
192	Cheese	Eugene Mirman	I'm Sorry (You're Welcome)	00:07
	Writer: Eugene Mirman / Composers: Eugene Mirman
193	Anna Kendrick Discovering An Underwater City	Eugene Mirman	I'm Sorry (You're Welcome)	00:06
	Writer: Eugene Mirman / Composers: Eugene Mirman
194	The Czech Republic	Eugene Mirman	I'm Sorry (You're Welcome)	00:08
	Writer: Eugene Mirman / Composers: Eugene Mirman
195	Drug Lord Feels Pretty Bad	Eugene Mirman	I'm Sorry (You're Welcome)	00:07
	Writer: Eugene Mirman / Composers: Eugene Mirman
196	Hotel Bed That Is Tired	Eugene Mirman	I'm Sorry (You're Welcome)	00:08
	Writer: Eugene Mirman / Composers: Eugene Mirman
197	Warm Handmade Boiled Bagels	Eugene Mirman	I'm Sorry (You're Welcome)	00:09
	Writer: Eugene Mirman / Composers: Eugene Mirman
198	Silly Billy Goat Got A Heroin Addiction	Eugene Mirman	I'm Sorry (You're Welcome)	00:18
	Writer: Eugene Mirman / Composers: Eugene Mirman
01	A Medically Reliable Introduction To Digital Drugs	Eugene Mirman	I'm Sorry (You're Welcome)	00:25
	Writer: Eugene Mirman / Composers: Eugene Mirman
02	Marijuana	Eugene Mirman	I'm Sorry (You're Welcome)	03:00
	Writer: Eugene Mirman / Composers: Christian Cundari - Eugene Mirman - Matthew Savage
03	PCP	Eugene Mirman	I'm Sorry (You're Welcome)	03:00
	Writer: Eugene Mirman / Composers: Christian Cundari - Eugene Mirman - Matthew Savage
04	Heroin	Eugene Mirman	I'm Sorry (You're Welcome)	03:00
	Writer: Eugene Mirman / Composers: Christian Cundari - Eugene Mirman - Matthew Savage
05	Apple Cider Vinegar	Eugene Mirman	I'm Sorry (You're Welcome)	03:00
	Writer: Eugene Mirman / Composers: Christian Cundari - Eugene Mirman - Matthew Savage
06	MDMA	Eugene Mirman	I'm Sorry (You're Welcome)	03:00
	Writer: Eugene Mirman / Composers: Christian Cundari - Eugene Mirman - Matthew Savage
07	LSD	Eugene Mirman	I'm Sorry (You're Welcome)	03:00
	Writer: Eugene Mirman / Composers: Christian Cundari - Eugene Mirman - Matthew Savage
08	Amoxicillin	Eugene Mirman	I'm Sorry (You're Welcome)	03:00
	Writer: Eugene Mirman / Composers: Christian Cundari - Eugene Mirman - Matthew Savage
09	Peyote	Eugene Mirman	I'm Sorry (You're Welcome)	03:00
	Writer: Eugene Mirman / Composers: Christian Cundari - Eugene Mirman - Matthew Savage
10	Amaretto Sour	Eugene Mirman	I'm Sorry (You're Welcome)	03:00
	Writer: Eugene Mirman / Composers: Christian Cundari - Eugene Mirman - Matthew Savage
11	Oxycodone	Eugene Mirman	I'm Sorry (You're Welcome)	03:00
	Writer: Eugene Mirman / Composers: Christian Cundari - Eugene Mirman - Matthew Savage
01	Crying	Eugene Mirman	I'm Sorry (You're Welcome)	00:18
	Writer: Eugene Mirman / Composers: Eugene Mirman
02	More Crying	Eugene Mirman	I'm Sorry (You're Welcome)	01:32
	Writer: Eugene Mirman / Composers: Eugene Mirman
03	Still Crying	Eugene Mirman	I'm Sorry (You're Welcome)	17:51
	Writer: Eugene Mirman / Composers: Eugene Mirman
04	I Simply Keep Crying	Eugene Mirman	I'm Sorry (You're Welcome)	25:35
	Writer: Eugene Mirman / Composers: Eugene Mirman
01	Welcome To My Russian Audio Phrasebook	Eugene Mirman	I'm Sorry (You're Welcome)	00:36
	Writer: Eugene Mirman / Composers: Eugene Mirman
02	Common Statements & Questions For Everyday Situations	Eugene Mirman	I'm Sorry (You're Welcome)	01:57
	Writer: Eugene Mirman / Composers: Eugene Mirman
03	Conversational Russian In The Workplace	Eugene Mirman	I'm Sorry (You're Welcome)	02:17
	Writer: Eugene Mirman / Composers: Eugene Mirman
04	Casual Phrases For Parties, Pubs & Outings	Eugene Mirman	I'm Sorry (You're Welcome)	02:38
	Writer: Eugene Mirman / Composers: Eugene Mirman
05	Proper Dinner Conversation For The Educated Guest	Eugene Mirman	I'm Sorry (You're Welcome)	02:59
	Writer: Eugene Mirman / Composers: Eugene Mirman
06	Small Talk With Strangers & Acquaintances in Public Spaces	Eugene Mirman	I'm Sorry (You're Welcome)	03:00
	Writer: Eugene Mirman / Composers: Eugene Mirman
07	Useful Phrases While On Vacation In Russia	Eugene Mirman	I'm Sorry (You're Welcome)	02:49
	Writer: Eugene Mirman / Composers: Eugene Mirman
08	Commonplace Subjects Within The Rich World of Academia	Eugene Mirman	I'm Sorry (You're Welcome)	02:39
	Writer: Eugene Mirman / Composers: Eugene Mirman
09	Polite Ways To Engage People of High Status	Eugene Mirman	I'm Sorry (You're Welcome)	03:15
	Writer: Eugene Mirman / Composers: Eugene Mirman
01	Enter The Fuckscape	Eugene Mirman	I'm Sorry (You're Welcome)	03:07
	Writer: Eugene Mirman / Composers: Christian Cundari - Eugene Mirman - Matthew Savage
02	Take A Ride On The Poon Schooner	Eugene Mirman	I'm Sorry (You're Welcome)	03:19
	Writer: Eugene Mirman / Composers: Christian Cundari - Eugene Mirman - Matthew Savage
03	I'm A Dirty Little Foreign Advisor	Eugene Mirman	I'm Sorry (You're Welcome)	03:32
	Writer: Eugene Mirman / Composers: Christian Cundari - Eugene Mirman - Matthew Savage
04	I Thought I Was The Pancake Man	Eugene Mirman	I'm Sorry (You're Welcome)	03:46
	Writer: Eugene Mirman / Composers: Christian Cundari - Eugene Mirman - Matthew Savage
05	You're A World-Class Pussy-Grifter	Eugene Mirman	I'm Sorry (You're Welcome)	08:18
	Writer: Eugene Mirman / Composers: Christian Cundari - Eugene Mirman - Matthew Savage
01	Intro To Ringtones	Eugene Mirman	I'm Sorry (You're Welcome)	00:28
	Writer: Eugene Mirman / Composers: Eugene Mirman
02	Phone Call	Eugene Mirman	I'm Sorry (You're Welcome)	00:07
	Writer: Eugene Mirman / Composers: Eugene Mirman
03	Vibrate Vibrate Vibrate	Eugene Mirman	I'm Sorry (You're Welcome)	00:07
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Some Jokes That Have To Do With My Girlfriend, A Hotel In Boston, A Man In Provincetown, Twitter, Time Vs. Timing, A Neck Pillow

Eugene Mirman

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Sub Pop Showcase At SxSW

Eugene Mirman

I'm Sorry (You're Welcome)

01:56

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Ask A Pastor

Eugene Mirman

I'm Sorry (You're Welcome)

03:03

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Some Jokes That Touch Upon Religion, Guitar Center

Eugene Mirman

I'm Sorry (You're Welcome)

03:04

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A LinkedIn Profile

Eugene Mirman

I'm Sorry (You're Welcome)

02:39

07

The Time I Was Mugged In Mexico With Michael Stipe

Eugene Mirman

I'm Sorry (You're Welcome)

05:48

08

Girlfriend, Khaleesi, Any Questions, Making A ‘Zine

Eugene Mirman

I'm Sorry (You're Welcome)

03:50

09

Contacting Celebrities On Facebook

Eugene Mirman

I'm Sorry (You're Welcome)

04:18

10

Not Happy With A Parking Ticket I Got In Portsmouth, NH

Eugene Mirman

I'm Sorry (You're Welcome)

07:59

11

Paintings I Made To Showcase At My Local Whole Foods

Eugene Mirman

I'm Sorry (You're Welcome)

02:29

12

I Marry A Couple From The Audience On Stage

Eugene Mirman

I'm Sorry (You're Welcome)

07:05

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Welcome To The Meditation, Please Get Comfortable

Eugene Mirman

I'm Sorry (You're Welcome)

03:22

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The Body

Eugene Mirman

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02:26

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Feet & Legs

Eugene Mirman

I'm Sorry (You're Welcome)

01:55

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Tummy, Doodle & Hoo-Hoo

Eugene Mirman

I'm Sorry (You're Welcome)

02:54

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Heart

Eugene Mirman

I'm Sorry (You're Welcome)

02:54

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Throat, Arms & Hands

Eugene Mirman

I'm Sorry (You're Welcome)

02:41

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Head

Eugene Mirman

I'm Sorry (You're Welcome)

01:51

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Thank You Body, Simple Ways To Relax

Eugene Mirman

I'm Sorry (You're Welcome)

03:14

01

Introduction

Eugene Mirman

I'm Sorry (You're Welcome)

00:16

02

Horse

Eugene Mirman

I'm Sorry (You're Welcome)

00:04

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Horse Galloping

Eugene Mirman

I'm Sorry (You're Welcome)

00:07

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Horse III

Eugene Mirman

I'm Sorry (You're Welcome)

00:08

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Duck

Eugene Mirman

I'm Sorry (You're Welcome)

00:04

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Duck II

Eugene Mirman

I'm Sorry (You're Welcome)

00:08

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Dog

Eugene Mirman

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00:05

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Cat

Eugene Mirman

I'm Sorry (You're Welcome)

00:07

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Cat Purring

Eugene Mirman

I'm Sorry (You're Welcome)

00:09

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Cat Asking For Directions

Eugene Mirman

I'm Sorry (You're Welcome)

00:09

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Two Sheep Arguing

Eugene Mirman

I'm Sorry (You're Welcome)

00:10

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Mice Making Fried Rice

Eugene Mirman

I'm Sorry (You're Welcome)

00:06

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Bear

Eugene Mirman

I'm Sorry (You're Welcome)

00:04

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Wolf

Eugene Mirman

I'm Sorry (You're Welcome)

00:07

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Fox Embarrassed About His Boner

Eugene Mirman

I'm Sorry (You're Welcome)

00:07

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Giraffe Sleeping

Eugene Mirman

I'm Sorry (You're Welcome)

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Turtle

Eugene Mirman

I'm Sorry (You're Welcome)

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Turtle II

Eugene Mirman

I'm Sorry (You're Welcome)

00:09

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Chicken Prostitute Haggling

Eugene Mirman

I'm Sorry (You're Welcome)

00:13

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Shark

Eugene Mirman

I'm Sorry (You're Welcome)

00:05

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Toilet Flushing

Eugene Mirman

I'm Sorry (You're Welcome)

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Blender

Eugene Mirman

I'm Sorry (You're Welcome)

00:08

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Automatic Door Opening

Eugene Mirman

I'm Sorry (You're Welcome)

00:06

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Doorbell

Eugene Mirman

I'm Sorry (You're Welcome)

00:04

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Alarm Clock

Eugene Mirman

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Frying Pan Sizzle

Eugene Mirman

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Teapot Whistle

Eugene Mirman

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Dishwasher Running

Eugene Mirman

I'm Sorry (You're Welcome)

00:08

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Telephone Ringing

Eugene Mirman

I'm Sorry (You're Welcome)

00:07

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Telephone Falling On The Ground

Eugene Mirman

I'm Sorry (You're Welcome)

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Shower Running

Eugene Mirman

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Crackling Fire

Eugene Mirman

I'm Sorry (You're Welcome)

00:09

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VCR Ejecting A Tape

Eugene Mirman

I'm Sorry (You're Welcome)

00:06

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Group Of Businessmen Agreeing

Eugene Mirman

I'm Sorry (You're Welcome)

00:18

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Baby Locked In A Dresser

Eugene Mirman

I'm Sorry (You're Welcome)

00:09

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Fart

Eugene Mirman

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Long Fart

Eugene Mirman

I'm Sorry (You're Welcome)

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Fart III

Eugene Mirman

I'm Sorry (You're Welcome)

00:09

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Little Girl Crying

Eugene Mirman

I'm Sorry (You're Welcome)

00:12

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Man Walking In Boots

Eugene Mirman

I'm Sorry (You're Welcome)

00:12

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Screaming Man

Eugene Mirman

I'm Sorry (You're Welcome)

00:05

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Screaming Woman Who Sounds Like A Man

Eugene Mirman

I'm Sorry (You're Welcome)

00:07

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TV Audience Clapping At Food

Eugene Mirman

I'm Sorry (You're Welcome)

00:11

44

Drum Circle

Eugene Mirman

I'm Sorry (You're Welcome)

00:14

45

Rave

Eugene Mirman

I'm Sorry (You're Welcome)

00:10

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Last Guy At A Rave

Eugene Mirman

I'm Sorry (You're Welcome)

00:09

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Train

Eugene Mirman

I'm Sorry (You're Welcome)

00:06

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Steam Engine

Eugene Mirman

I'm Sorry (You're Welcome)

00:07

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Neon Sign

Eugene Mirman

I'm Sorry (You're Welcome)

00:08

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Motorcycle

Eugene Mirman

I'm Sorry (You're Welcome)

00:07

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Scanning An Item

Eugene Mirman

I'm Sorry (You're Welcome)

00:04

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Feeling For A Ripe Avocado

Eugene Mirman

I'm Sorry (You're Welcome)

00:06

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Jihadist After Seeing About A Boy

Eugene Mirman

I'm Sorry (You're Welcome)

00:07

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Jack-In-The-Box

Eugene Mirman

I'm Sorry (You're Welcome)

00:08

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Jigsaw Puzzle

Eugene Mirman

I'm Sorry (You're Welcome)

00:06

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Fire Truck

Eugene Mirman

I'm Sorry (You're Welcome)

00:06

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Video Game

Eugene Mirman

I'm Sorry (You're Welcome)

00:05

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Italian Person Eating a Pizza Pie

Eugene Mirman

I'm Sorry (You're Welcome)

00:07

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Naturalized Immigrant Doing A Job You Are Unqualified For

Eugene Mirman

I'm Sorry (You're Welcome)

00:10

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Abortion Doctor Enjoying A Candy Bar

Eugene Mirman

I'm Sorry (You're Welcome)

00:10

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Grand Wizard Can’t Find A Sock

Eugene Mirman

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00:06

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Powerful Senator

Eugene Mirman

I'm Sorry (You're Welcome)

00:09

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Powerful Senator II

Eugene Mirman

I'm Sorry (You're Welcome)

00:11

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Fighter Plane

Eugene Mirman

I'm Sorry (You're Welcome)

00:06

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Ambient Noise In An Airplane

Eugene Mirman

I'm Sorry (You're Welcome)

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Airplane Flying

Eugene Mirman

I'm Sorry (You're Welcome)

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Police Siren

Eugene Mirman

I'm Sorry (You're Welcome)

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Police Siren In Europe

Eugene Mirman

I'm Sorry (You're Welcome)

00:08

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Police Siren In Belgium

Eugene Mirman

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Gun Shot

Eugene Mirman

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Machine Gun

Eugene Mirman

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.357 Magnum Inside A Watermelon

Eugene Mirman

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00:11

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Gays In The Military

Eugene Mirman

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Thunder

Eugene Mirman

I'm Sorry (You're Welcome)

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Rain

Eugene Mirman

I'm Sorry (You're Welcome)

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Hurricane

Eugene Mirman

I'm Sorry (You're Welcome)

00:10

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Blizzard

Eugene Mirman

I'm Sorry (You're Welcome)

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Snowing

Eugene Mirman

I'm Sorry (You're Welcome)

00:11

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Sentient Robot Going About His Daily Business

Eugene Mirman

I'm Sorry (You're Welcome)

00:14

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Computer Downloading A File

Eugene Mirman

I'm Sorry (You're Welcome)

00:10

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New Email

Eugene Mirman

I'm Sorry (You're Welcome)

00:04

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Traffic

Eugene Mirman

I'm Sorry (You're Welcome)

00:11

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Kids Playing In The Park

Eugene Mirman

I'm Sorry (You're Welcome)

00:14

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Kids Playing In The Park II

Eugene Mirman

I'm Sorry (You're Welcome)

00:10

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Spaceship Flying

Eugene Mirman

I'm Sorry (You're Welcome)

00:10

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Spaceship Crashing

Eugene Mirman

I'm Sorry (You're Welcome)

00:07

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Going To Warp Speed

Eugene Mirman

I'm Sorry (You're Welcome)

00:06

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Alien Supermarket

Eugene Mirman

I'm Sorry (You're Welcome)

00:18

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Laser Gunfire

Eugene Mirman

I'm Sorry (You're Welcome)

00:11

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Someone Controlling Technology By Waving Their Hands

Eugene Mirman

I'm Sorry (You're Welcome)

00:14

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Ronald Reagan Taking A Shower

Eugene Mirman

I'm Sorry (You're Welcome)

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Tacos

Eugene Mirman

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Fur Coat Getting Fucked By A Bunch Of Cats

Eugene Mirman

I'm Sorry (You're Welcome)

00:12

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Tree Falling In A Forest

Eugene Mirman

I'm Sorry (You're Welcome)

00:09

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Jewish Person Saying "Oy Vey” Wrong

Eugene Mirman

I'm Sorry (You're Welcome)

00:08

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Summertime

Eugene Mirman

I'm Sorry (You're Welcome)

00:07

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People Being Diligent At An Ad Agency

Eugene Mirman

I'm Sorry (You're Welcome)

00:10

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Helicopter

Eugene Mirman

I'm Sorry (You're Welcome)

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Living Helicopter Complaining

Eugene Mirman

I'm Sorry (You're Welcome)

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Chinese Woman Eating Lasagna

Eugene Mirman

I'm Sorry (You're Welcome)

00:11

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Hero Returning From A Budweiser Commercial

Eugene Mirman

I'm Sorry (You're Welcome)

00:10

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Elephant Having Trouble

Eugene Mirman

I'm Sorry (You're Welcome)

00:10

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One Of Those People On The Street Who Tries To Get Money

Eugene Mirman

I'm Sorry (You're Welcome)

00:13

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Telephone Calling A Toaster

Eugene Mirman

I'm Sorry (You're Welcome)

00:13

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Grasshopper Asking A Dog A Question

Eugene Mirman

I'm Sorry (You're Welcome)

00:15

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Shortwave Radio

Eugene Mirman

I'm Sorry (You're Welcome)

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Two Apples On A Rainy Sunday In The Fall

Eugene Mirman

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00:12

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Dentist Having Sex

Eugene Mirman

I'm Sorry (You're Welcome)

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Panda At A Hotel

Eugene Mirman

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Birth Control Pills Telling A Little Boy Not To Eat Them

Eugene Mirman

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Cat That Doesn't Mind

Eugene Mirman

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Male Toothpaste Being Sneaky

Eugene Mirman

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00:08

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Creamy Polenta Vs. Couscous

Eugene Mirman

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Old Man's Penis

Eugene Mirman

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Dial Tone

Eugene Mirman

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Museum That Needs To Use The Bathroom

Eugene Mirman

I'm Sorry (You're Welcome)

00:12

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Celebrity Agreeing To Take A Selfie

Eugene Mirman

I'm Sorry (You're Welcome)

00:10

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Guy Getting A Sweet Beej

Eugene Mirman

I'm Sorry (You're Welcome)

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Fire Hydrant That Doesn't Want Anyone To Know It's Anti-Semitic

Eugene Mirman

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Bellhop Who Got Stung

Eugene Mirman

I'm Sorry (You're Welcome)

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LGBT Party Where People Are Eating Sushi

Eugene Mirman

I'm Sorry (You're Welcome)

00:16

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LGBT Newsletter That Loves The Expendables Franchise

Eugene Mirman

I'm Sorry (You're Welcome)

00:10

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Sweaty Kid Crying About A Sandwich

Eugene Mirman

I'm Sorry (You're Welcome)

00:08

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Too Many Pieces Of Paper

Eugene Mirman

I'm Sorry (You're Welcome)

00:06

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Puddle

Eugene Mirman

I'm Sorry (You're Welcome)

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Magic Clown Using His Powers

Eugene Mirman

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Wild Turkey Bragging About His Mansion

Eugene Mirman

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Safe Word

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Sheep That Is Too Cute To Eat

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Flowers

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Fishing

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Boat

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Basement

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Rainbow

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Well

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The Moment A Well-Respected Author Wins The Guinness World Record

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Salad

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Zoo With Nothing To Lose

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Racist Stapler

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Friendship Bracelet

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Tip Of A Billionaire's Penis

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RomneyCare & ObamaCare

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The Nerve Of Some People

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Boner School

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A BuzzFeed List

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Fox News & MSNBC

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Amicable Divorce

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Bing-Bong Ding-Dong Playing With Boom-Boom Doom-Doom

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Snacks In Iraq

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Telecommuting Cat

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Nano-Horse

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Hebrew Ray

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Caldor Binge Drinking

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Details

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Cheese

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Anna Kendrick Discovering An Underwater City

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The Czech Republic

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Drug Lord Feels Pretty Bad

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Hotel Bed That Is Tired

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Warm Handmade Boiled Bagels

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Silly Billy Goat Got A Heroin Addiction

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I'm Sorry (You're Welcome)

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A Medically Reliable Introduction To Digital Drugs

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Marijuana

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PCP

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Heroin

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Apple Cider Vinegar

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MDMA

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LSD

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Amoxicillin

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Peyote

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Amaretto Sour

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Oxycodone

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Crying

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More Crying

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Still Crying

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I Simply Keep Crying

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I'm Sorry (You're Welcome)

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Welcome To My Russian Audio Phrasebook

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Common Statements & Questions For Everyday Situations

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I'm Sorry (You're Welcome)

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Conversational Russian In The Workplace

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Casual Phrases For Parties, Pubs & Outings

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Proper Dinner Conversation For The Educated Guest

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I'm Sorry (You're Welcome)

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Small Talk With Strangers & Acquaintances in Public Spaces

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I'm Sorry (You're Welcome)

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Useful Phrases While On Vacation In Russia

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I'm Sorry (You're Welcome)

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Commonplace Subjects Within The Rich World of Academia

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Polite Ways To Engage People of High Status

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I'm Sorry (You're Welcome)

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Enter The Fuckscape

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Take A Ride On The Poon Schooner

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I'm A Dirty Little Foreign Advisor

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I Thought I Was The Pancake Man

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You're A World-Class Pussy-Grifter

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I'm Sorry (You're Welcome)

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Intro To Ringtones

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I'm Sorry (You're Welcome)

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Phone Call

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I'm Sorry (You're Welcome)

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Vibrate Vibrate Vibrate

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I'm Sorry (You're Welcome)

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Ding-Dong Doodly-Doo

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Waterfalls Shrimp Shrimp

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Fiddle-Doddle-Doodle-Deedle

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I'm Sorry (You're Welcome)

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Doo-Doo-Pa-Dee-Da-Da-Pada

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I'm Sorry (You're Welcome)

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Phone Is Ringing

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Friend

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Love

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Spicy Fish

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I'm Sorry (You're Welcome)

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Mother Calling

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Father Calling

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I'm Sorry (You're Welcome)

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Mother 2

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Father 2

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Zippa-Dee-Doo-Da Zippa-Dee-Da

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I'm Sorry (You're Welcome)

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Aaaaaaaa

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Wife Calling

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I'm Sorry (You're Welcome)

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Husband Calling

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I'm Sorry (You're Welcome)

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Someone Is Calling

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Fuckface Calling

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I'm Sorry (You're Welcome)

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Acquaintance

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Unnnnnn

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Auauauauauauau

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Wouowowoooouuuooo

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I'm Sorry (You're Welcome)

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Whistle Ring

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I'm Sorry (You're Welcome)

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Trtrtrtrtrtrtrllllbbrrr

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I'm Sorry (You're Welcome)

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Vrrrvvvvvvvvvvbbbrrr

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I'm Sorry (You're Welcome)

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Hyeuueehuuyehyeheyehyeyeeuu

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I'm Sorry (You're Welcome)

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Gwreeegwkqreu

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Hrrruuhrrrunnghruu

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I'm Sorry (You're Welcome)

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Hraaaa! Hraavlaa!

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Luuuuleelaaalalou!!

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I'm Sorry (You're Welcome)

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Unnngnhhhnhnhnuua

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I'm Sorry (You're Welcome)

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Answer The Phone

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Pffrrrtttt

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Susan Sarandon Is Calling

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Colleague

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Doodle-Doodle Hoo-Hoo

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Hey!

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Waffles

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Fuckbuddy

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Piano Cleaner

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Bryan

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Cream Cheese

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I'm Sorry (You're Welcome)

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Rabbi

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I'm Sorry (You're Welcome)

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Priest

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I'm Sorry (You're Welcome)

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I Can't Answer The Phone

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I'm Sorry (You're Welcome)

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Intro To Outgoing Voicemail Messages

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I'm Sorry (You're Welcome)

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Dr. Fart

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I'm Sorry (You're Welcome)

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Sarah

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Social Anxiety

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The Sizzle-Maker

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I'm Sorry (You're Welcome)

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Mittens

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Kate

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No Answer

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Debbie

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Andrew

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I'm Sorry (You're Welcome)

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Phil Donahue

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I'm Sorry (You're Welcome)

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Kaitlin

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Old Man

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Steve

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Lucy

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Judy

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I'm Sorry (You're Welcome)

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Megan

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I'm Sorry (You're Welcome)

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Leave Your Name

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Kim

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Tim

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I'm Sorry (You're Welcome)

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Miguel

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I'm Sorry (You're Welcome)

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Sebastian

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I'm Sorry (You're Welcome)

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Penicillin Dong

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I'm Sorry (You're Welcome)

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Thong McHacky-Sack

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I'm Sorry (You're Welcome)

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Matt

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I'm Sorry (You're Welcome)

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Katie

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I'm Sorry (You're Welcome)

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Confident Balls

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I'm Sorry (You're Welcome)

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Robert

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I'm Sorry (You're Welcome)

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Mr. Shitface

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I'm Sorry (You're Welcome)

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Pile Of Sneakers

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I'm Sorry (You're Welcome)

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Pasta Nasty

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I'm Sorry (You're Welcome)

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Crème Fresh Jackson

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I Can't Answer The Phone 2

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Flitchy Woo-Woo

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I'm Sorry (You're Welcome)

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Slick Motherfucker

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Sleepy Horse

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I'm Sorry (You're Welcome)

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Can't Come To Phone

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I'm Sorry (You're Welcome)

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Dawn

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I Am A Doctor

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Nick

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Poodle

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Hello, Mr. Cunt

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I'm Sorry (You're Welcome)

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Standard Greeting 1

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I'm Sorry (You're Welcome)

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Standard Greeting 2

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I'm Sorry (You're Welcome)

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Standard Greeting 3

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I'm Sorry (You're Welcome)

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Standard Greeting 4

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I'm Sorry (You're Welcome)

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Standard Greeting 5

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I'm Sorry (You're Welcome)

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Standard Greeting 6

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I'm Sorry (You're Welcome)

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Standard Greeting 7

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I'm Sorry (You're Welcome)

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I Can’t Answer The Phone (But I Want To)

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I'm Sorry (You're Welcome)

02:15

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Please Take Off Your Shoes

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I'm Sorry (You're Welcome)

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Don Draper Has The Flu

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Moons Over Your Hammy

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I'm Sorry (You're Welcome)

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It's Not A Slumber Party Without Thor

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Now My Back Hurts

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I'm Sorry (You're Welcome)

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Waffle House Parking Lot Mix-Up

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I'm Sorry (You're Welcome)

00:13

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Thank You So, So Much Mandy Patinkin

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Oops

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I'm Sorry (You're Welcome)

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Sneaking Around The Zoo

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I'm Sorry (You're Welcome)

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Goodnight, Buddy

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I'm Sorry (You're Welcome)

00:17

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Baba Yaga Already Said She Was Sorry

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I'm Sorry (You're Welcome)

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Faxed To The Wrong Number

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I'm Sorry (You're Welcome)

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Linda Ronstadt Chillaxing

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I'm Sorry (You're Welcome)

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1960's Street Fight

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I'm Sorry (You're Welcome)

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Seriously Bro, You Just Made Me Goosh... Thanks

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I'm Sorry (You're Welcome)

00:09

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You Can Call Me Al (Not Song)

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I'm Sorry (You're Welcome)

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Dont Worry, This Man-Nanny Can Keep A Secret

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I'm Sorry (You're Welcome)

00:11

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The Best Misunderstanding

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I'm Sorry (You're Welcome)

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Whoa... Lookout, Sir Beast-Weasel

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I'm Sorry (You're Welcome)

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Kindhearted Fireman

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I'm Sorry (You're Welcome)

00:06

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Let's Put Our Intellectual Property Debate On Hold

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Happy Valentines Day, Mr. And Mrs. President

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I'm Sorry (You're Welcome)

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Ice Cream Hearts Melting In The Love-Sun

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I'm Sorry (You're Welcome)

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Offal For Lunch, Woo-Hoo For Dinner

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I'm Sorry (You're Welcome)

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Goofballs Having Silly Fun

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I'm Sorry (You're Welcome)

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The Jackal Never Misses!

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I'm Sorry (You're Welcome)

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Land-Grabber's Cousin Has Nice Upstairs

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I'm Sorry (You're Welcome)

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Mrs. Thunder/Mr. 80% Chance Of Rain

Eugene Mirman

I'm Sorry (You're Welcome)

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Don't Mind If I Do...

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I'm Sorry (You're Welcome)

00:11

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Round One Goes To Princess-Rump

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I'm Sorry (You're Welcome)

00:07

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Happy And Stuffed

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I'm Sorry (You're Welcome)

00:06

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Just Another Guns N' Roses Brunch

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I'm Sorry (You're Welcome)

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Pleasant Surprise At Sleepaway Camp

Eugene Mirman

I'm Sorry (You're Welcome)

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Handsome Old Man Has A Tummy Ache

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I'm Sorry (You're Welcome)

00:04

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Have We Met?

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I'm Sorry (You're Welcome)

00:11

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No, Please... After You

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I'm Sorry (You're Welcome)

00:08

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Gimme Back My Bonnie Raitt CD... Actually, Keep It

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I'm Sorry (You're Welcome)

00:10

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Tollbooth Attendant Is Open-Minded

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I'm Sorry (You're Welcome)

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88% On Rotten Tomatoes

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I'm Sorry (You're Welcome)

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Mischievous Whoopsy-Daisy

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I'm Sorry (You're Welcome)

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Two Rascals Showing Off

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I'm Sorry (You're Welcome)

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48 And Flexible

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I'm Sorry (You're Welcome)

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That Was Worth It

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I'm Sorry (You're Welcome)

00:13

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Bandits Helping Around The House

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I'm Sorry (You're Welcome)

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Army Buddies Going Big-Ball Bowling

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I'm Sorry (You're Welcome)

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I'm The Autodidact Of Amour

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I'm Sorry (You're Welcome)

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Oh, My Wife Knows

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I'm Sorry (You're Welcome)

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That Was The Best FTP I Ever Uploaded

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The Healing Heart/Mother-In-Law

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Just Two Doves At A Sweat Party

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We Get Five Weeks' Vacation In Holland

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Young Man Is An Excellent Executive Administrative Assistant

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Two Adults In A Small Space

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Dude, We're On The 5 O'Clock News

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www.thepleasuresallmine.gov

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I Don't Have The Hiccups Anymore

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Thank You For Allowing Me Access To Your Oven

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These Goat-Like People Know Their Bodies!

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Bill Clinton Is Still Quite Playful

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I Could Sure Use A Glass Of Water Now

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The Kindness Of Strangers

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We're Registered At Bed, Bath & Behind

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IT Department Doesn't Have A Care In The World

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Brassy, Bald And Ejaculating

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I Voted For McCain In 2000

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New Car Smell, Old Car Feel

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Paul Can Really Push Good

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Stay In My Guest Room As Long As You Want

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David And Joshua Mutual Pleasure Exchange

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Doin' The Flip-A-Doo

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Anti-Vaxxer “Saxophone” Relaxer

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Germaphobe Does Not Mind

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Very Sleepy Man Delivers On Promise

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Fourscore And Seven Years Of Happy-Happy

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Fart Walrus

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French Woman Enjoying A Danish

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No Shirt, No Shoes — Service

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With Or Without You (Preferably With)

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Shouts And Murmurs

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Pilates Are Invigorating

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I'll Take A Look At The Dessert Menu

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The Last Rock Star

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It's Noon Somewhere

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My Bar Mitzvah Was Ten Years Ago

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Community Bookstore Meet-Up Gone Good

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Love Clean Up, Aisle One

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Found Your Thing Using MapQuest

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Divorced MILF At A Used Record Store

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This Cheesecake Is Divine

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Jam Session

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Can't Find My Socks (Don't Want To)

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Even Better Than An Associate Degree

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I Went To School In The Boston Area

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Happiness Is A Warm Dong

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Square Hole, Triangle Peg, Plus Another Square Hole

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Call Me Dr. Stardust

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Now That's How A Puppy Should Sneeze

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Fun Times Inside A Grain Elevator

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Operation Cooch-Toot

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Preggo!

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My Parents Won't Be Home For A Year And Five Days

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Sure, In There Is Fine

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The Official Webcam Of Yugoslavia

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Last Entry Is At Three, But You Can Stay Til Six(!)

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We Were Just Talking About You

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Bridesmaid Cutting Loose At The Governor Bradford

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Sophisticated?

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We Deserve A Michelin Star

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Mr. Mamet Showing Off His Special Forces

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Soup Dumplings, Squish-Squish

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How Very Hemmingway Of You

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Drinking Straight Out Of Lust’s Milk Carton

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Amateur Anthropologist Makes Important Observation

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Senior Year Hebrew School Mischief

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I Wonder If This Was Allowed In Prussia?

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Pretty Fun Night In Merrill C3 Short

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Should We Take The Bridge Or The Tunnel?

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Dirty Boulevard

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Is The Love-Falcon Available For Birthdays?

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Portland, ME Is Cool... But Really Weird

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The Wish-Maker Will See You Now

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Head Of Development Instructing Rugged Hiker

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The Shenanigans You Requested

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What Gusto!

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Please Don't Make This About Harold Pinter (Again)

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Wet Hot Americano

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A Gentleman Never Reveals His Source

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Glad The Town Approved Your Slurping Permit

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A Mime Betrayed, A Mime Forgiven

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Too Soon?

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Please Be Quiet Or You'll Wake Up My Titties

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Never You Mind That

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She Got A Real Candy Apple Poot-Hooter

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Dolph Lundgren At That Top Of His Game

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Mustachioed Man Has Patience, Diligence

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Two Gigolos, One Office Manager

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Secretary Of State Is Not Off-Putting

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It Took Another Man's Wife To Make This Boy A Man

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Nothing Goes To Waste

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My Mouse Is Thankful For Your Mouse

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Make Yourself At Home

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Meet Me By The Condom Machine

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I Feel Like I've Known You For Hours

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Oh, I Thought You Wanted Something Else, Glad It Worked Out

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Fire Your Dentist!

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Postwar Japan Is Well-Understood By These Two

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Gene Simmons Crying In A Pile Of Shit

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I'm The Only Lady Who Could Pull Excalibur Outta There

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Rooting For Truffles, Miami Style

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Businessman Has Ding-Dong Like Rocket Ship

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Sally's In Charge

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Too Much Pudding, Not Enough Spoons

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The Turkish Parliament Has Approved This "Carrot-Man"

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It's Raining Dan

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It's Like Apples And Oranges (Fucking)

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College Is Exactly What I Was Hoping It'd Be

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Mentally Ill Farmer Is Finally Getting Help

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A Swedish Couple Enjoying Hearty Vegetables

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Vulnerable Oligarch Vulnerably Sexting

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Best Friends/Next Level

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Tooth Fairy Is Quite Real

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Civil Disobedience Met With Heartfelt Understanding

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A Textbook Case Of Level-12 Pleasure

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So Glad That Was You Behind Me

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An Astoundingly Honest And Fun Salesman

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Celebrating My Promotion With My Wife And Some Dude

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Martha Washington? Mmmm Hmmmm

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Crammin' For The Jam Exam

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I'm Glad We Waited Til Dusk

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You Are As Powerful And Detail-Oriented As A River, Sir

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Just A Couple Of Lucky Special Ed Teachers

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You're Like John Adams Times 1.5!

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Babysitter Surprisingly Into Divorced Software Engineer

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I Guess We'll Need A New Kitchen

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Guilty Catholics Have To Marry Each Other

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They Call Me The "You’re Welcome Man"

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Let's Get Your Mind Off Of The Dust Bowl

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So Relieved We Found This Abandoned Schoolhouse

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File Under "The Rolling Stones"

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No Need To Explain Your Clean Aqueduct

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My Poon-Noodles Are Your Doon-Poodles

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Two-State Solution With Benefits

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My Skill Set Qualifies Me For This Position

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Can't Tell If This Is Sex Or Hockey

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Have The Report On My Dick In The Morning

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So This Is Medicaid?

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Mature Cougar Is Addicted To Beej Pie

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Abe Lincoln (Not That One) Is Ready For Fatherhood

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Sure, You Can Use The Cat Door

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No Senator, I Already Have Two

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PTA Meeting Is Full Of Joy And Wonder

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Oh Peter, Thank You For The Yard Work

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A Real Whodunnit!

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Horace's Compromise

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Plutocrats Got Feelings Too

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