Henrietta

Henrietta, we got no flowers for you

Just these three miserable cunts

Sittin' on the back seat, tappin' on the off beat

We know you love us and you probably do

Although your husband may cut us

He is an animal, though anything is possible

Give us a kiss and maybe we can go out

It's hard to miss you when you follow us about

Buy us some shoes and maybe take us for cola

We'll get you there in some filthy big gondola

And it's clean out the bank and bump off your daddy

You can come live with us amongst the has-beens and the addicts

These are crazy times down at Costello music

You can answer the phone and talk any way you choose it, come on

Oh, come on

Oh, come on

Wa-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ow

Woo-hoo-hoo-hoo

Dear Henrietta, we're just three lonely boys

Though the girls love us, we're so

Into you incredibly, we'd love to see you terribly

We'd love to hate ya, but we don't have no choice

Come be our wa-ha-ha-ha

Honey, three four, one time, once more

Give us a kiss and maybe we can go out

It's hard to miss you when you follow us about

Buy us some shoes and maybe take us for cola

We'll get you there in some filthy big gondola

And it's clean out the bank and bump off your daddy

You can come live with us amongst the has-beens and the addicts

These are crazy times down at Costello music

You can answer the phone and talk any way you choose it, come on

Wa-wa-wa-wow

Wa-wa-wa-wa-wa-wa-wa

Wa-wa-wa-wow

Wa-wa-wa-wa-wa-wa-wa

Clean out the bank and bump off your daddy

You can come live with us amongst the has-beens and the addicts

These are crazy times down at Costello music

You can answer the phone and talk any way you choose it, come on

Clean out the bank and bump off your daddy

You can come live with us amongst the has-beens and the addicts

These are crazy times down at Costello music

You can answer the phone and talk any way you choose it, come on

Oh, come on

Oh, come on

Oh, come on

Oh, come on

Oh, come on

Oh, come on

Wa-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ow