Topiary Creatures

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01	You Get a Lot Done Without a TV	Topiary Creatures	You Get a Lot Done Without a TV			03:20
	Writer: Bryson Schmidt / Composers: Bryson Schmidt

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Putt-Putt Saves the Shining House: 01-03-2024

The Metaphysical Tech Support Hotline

01	Trader Joe's Frosted Mini-Wheats	Topiary Creatures	The Metaphysical Tech Support Hotline			02:29
	Writer: Bryson Schmidt / Composers: Bryson Schmidt
02	God is a Scared Kid at a Middle School Science Fair	Topiary Creatures	The Metaphysical Tech Support Hotline			05:32
	Writer: Bryson Schmidt / Composers: Bryson Schmidt
03	Snakes in the Walls	Topiary Creatures	The Metaphysical Tech Support Hotline			03:10
	Writer: Bryson Schmidt / Composers: Bryson Schmidt
04	Dog	Topiary Creatures	The Metaphysical Tech Support Hotline			00:57
	Writer: Bryson Schmidt / Composers: Bryson Schmidt
05	Fairfield Calvary Chapel Abortion Clinic	Topiary Creatures	The Metaphysical Tech Support Hotline			03:09
	Writer: Bryson Schmidt / Composers: Bryson Schmidt
06	Home to Any Possibility	Topiary Creatures	The Metaphysical Tech Support Hotline			00:42
	Writer: Bryson Schmidt / Composers: Bryson Schmidt
07	Worms	Topiary Creatures	The Metaphysical Tech Support Hotline			02:32
	Writer: Bryson Schmidt / Composers: Bryson Schmidt

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Putt Putt Saves the Shining House: 04-02-2022

You Can Only Mourn Surprises

01	A Complicated Relationship with Hope	Topiary Creatures	You Can Only Mourn Surprises			02:11
	Writer: Bryson Schmidt / Composers: Bryson Schmidt
02	Black Rose Colored Glasses	Topiary Creatures	You Can Only Mourn Surprises			03:02
	Writer: Bryson Schmidt / Composers: Bryson Schmidt
03	Exit One Hundred and Whatever	Topiary Creatures	You Can Only Mourn Surprises			01:21
	Writer: Bryson Schmidt / Composers: Bryson Schmidt
04	Juice Boxes at the Finish Line	Topiary Creatures	You Can Only Mourn Surprises			03:25
	Writer: Bryson Schmidt / Composers: Bryson Schmidt
05	Sunburnt	Topiary Creatures	You Can Only Mourn Surprises			04:03
	Writer: Bryson Schmidt / Composers: Bryson Schmidt
06	Fog	Topiary Creatures	You Can Only Mourn Surprises			02:10
	Writer: Bryson Schmidt / Composers: Bryson Schmidt
07	September 9th, 2020	Topiary Creatures	You Can Only Mourn Surprises			03:43
	Writer: Bryson Schmidt / Composers: Bryson Schmidt

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Putt Putt Saves the Shining House: 21-08-2020

Tangible Problems

01	Disposable Year	Topiary Creatures	Tangible Problems			02:17
	Writer: Bryson Schmidt / Composers: Bryson Schmidt
02	You Get a Lot Done Without a TV	Topiary Creatures	Tangible Problems			03:20
	Writer: Bryson Schmidt / Composers: Bryson Schmidt
03	Moving Target	Topiary Creatures	Tangible Problems			03:27
	Writer: Bryson Schmidt / Composers: Bryson Schmidt
04	Depends on the Day You Ask Me	Topiary Creatures	Tangible Problems			03:00
	Writer: Bryson Schmidt / Composers: Bryson Schmidt
05	Stranger	Topiary Creatures	Tangible Problems			03:03
	Writer: Bryson Schmidt / Composers: Bryson Schmidt
06	Greener	Topiary Creatures	Tangible Problems			03:57
	Writer: Bryson Schmidt / Composers: Bryson Schmidt
07	Floaters (There Have Been Two Great Narcotics in European Civilization: Alcohol and Not Reading Sartre)	Topiary Creatures	Tangible Problems			02:43
	Writer: Bryson Schmidt / Composers: Bryson Schmidt

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EPs

℗ 2024 The Low Blow x Topiary Creatures: 16-08-2024

My Whole Life Happened In One Night

01	Burnout Trophies	The Low Blow	My Whole Life Happened In One Night			03:09
	Writer: Bryson Schmidt / Composers: Bryson Schmidt - Elizabeth Harrington - Nathaniel Edwards
02	Deciding How To Drown	The Low Blow	My Whole Life Happened In One Night			03:52
	Writer: Patsy Long - Connor Stith / Composers: Patsy Long - Joshua Selby - Taylor Wood - Connor Stith
03	Heel	The Low Blow	My Whole Life Happened In One Night			03:40
	Writer: Bryson Schmidt / Composers: Bryson Schmidt - Elizabeth Harrington - Nathaniel Edwards
04	Lovers & Family & Houses & Home	The Low Blow	My Whole Life Happened In One Night			03:07
	Writer: Patsy Long / Composers: Patsy Long - Joshua Selby - Taylor Wood - Connor Stith
05	Night Light	The Low Blow	My Whole Life Happened In One Night			03:07
	Writer: Bryson Schmidt - Patsy Long / Composers: Bryson Schmidt - Patsy Long

Singles

℗ 2025 Putt-Putt Saves the Shining House: 06-06-2025

Room 4114

01	Room 4114	Topiary Creatures	Room 4114			04:49
	Writer: Bryson Schmidt / Composers: Bryson Schmidt

Putt Putt Saves the Shining House: 20-10-2023

God is a Scared Kid at a Middle School Science Fair

01	God is a Scared Kid at a Middle School Science Fair	Topiary Creatures	God is a Scared Kid at a Middle School Science Fair			05:29
	Writer: Bryson Schmidt / Composers: Bryson Schmidt

Putt Putt Saves the Shining House: 22-09-2023

Snakes in the Walls

01	Snakes in the Walls	Topiary Creatures	Snakes in the Walls			03:09
	Writer: Bryson Schmidt / Composers: Bryson Schmidt

Putt Putt Saves the Shining House: 08-10-2021

Sunburnt

01	Sunburnt	Topiary Creatures	Sunburnt			03:59
	Writer: Bryson Schmidt / Composers: Bryson Schmidt

Putt Putt Saves the Shining House: 23-04-2021

September 9th, 2020

01	September 9th, 2020	Topiary Creatures	September 9th, 2020			03:41
	Writer: Bryson Schmidt / Composers: Bryson Schmidt

Topiary Creatures: 05-06-2020

Floaters (There Have Been Two Great Narcotics in European Civilization: Alcohol and Not Reading Sartre)

01	Floaters (There Have Been Two Great Narcotics in European Civilization: Alcohol and Not Reading Sartre)	Topiary Creatures	Floaters (There Have Been Two Great Narcotics in European Civilization: Alcohol and Not Reading Sartre)			02:43
	Writer: Bryson Schmidt / Composers: Bryson Schmidt

Topiary Creatures: 12-05-2020

You Get a Lot Done Without a TV

01	You Get a Lot Done Without a TV	Topiary Creatures	You Get a Lot Done Without a TV			03:20
	Writer: Bryson Schmidt / Composers: Bryson Schmidt

Topiary Creatures: 18-04-2020

Depends on the Day You Ask Me

01	Depends on the Day You Ask Me	Topiary Creatures	Depends on the Day You Ask Me			03:01
	Writer: Bryson Schmidt / Composers: Bryson Schmidt

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2023 A Few Good Records: 03-05-2023

CONTENT

01	Content	Futura Free	CONTENT			02:10
	Writer: Bo Burnham
02	Comedy	A Fox	CONTENT			05:18
	Writer: Bo Burnham
03	FaceTime with my Mom (Tonight)	All For Naught	CONTENT			02:18
	Writer: Bo Burnham
04	How the World Works	Saint Judas	CONTENT			04:21
	Writer: Bo Burnham
05	White Woman's Instagram	Topiary Creatures	CONTENT			03:44
	Writer: Bo Burnham
06	Unpaid Intern	Cold Wrecks	CONTENT			03:09
	Writer: Bo Burnham
07	Bezos I	How I Became Invisible	CONTENT			01:11
	Writer: Bo Burnham

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2024 Count Your Lucky Stars Records and Lonely Ghost Records: 23-05-2024

JEFF

01	I'm Sorry, but That One Is Just a Snake	Mt. Oriander	JEFF			01:54
	Composers: Keith Latinen
02	William Bonneville Salt Flats	Topiary Creatures	JEFF			03:23
	Composers: Bryson Schmidt
03	Knife Fiight!	Superdestroyer	JEFF			02:05
	Composers: John Eatherly
04	Sunsets	hey, ily!	JEFF			01:55
	Composers: Caleb Haynes