Milking The Goatmachine

Milking The Goatmachine

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Vocalist/drummer Goatleeb Udder and guitarist/bassist Goatfreed Udder formed the German band Milking The Goatmachine in 2009. Based in Berlin, the group developed a unique style that mixed aggressive musical influences — including death metal, grindcore, and thrash — with lyrics filled with puns, devilish humor, and references to livestock. They unveiled this sound with the debut album Back from the Goats... a Goateborg Fairy Tale, which was released in October 2009. The following year, Milking The Goatmachine signed with an Austrian label, NoiseArt Records, and released Seven... a Dinner for One. Six additional studio albums followed during the remaining of the 2010s, including 2011's Clockwork Udder, 2014's Greatest Hits - Covered in Milk (which featured the band's metal-influenced versions of songs by ZZ Top, Green Day, and Robert Palmer), and 2019's From Slum to Slam - The Udder Story. The group toured, too, wearing elaborate goat masks during live performances and bolstering the lineup with the addition of guitarist Lazarus Hoove and bassist Steve Shedaway. After Us, The Grind Flood followed in 2022 and reached number 55 on the German Albums chart, and the band returned to number 55 with Milking The Goatmachine's next release, New Record, in 2023. 

Top tracks

11
Big in Japan
Milking The Goatmachine
Greatest Hits - Covered in Milk
02:36
Composers: Marian Gold, Bernhard Lloyd, Frank Mertens
06
In Battle There Is No Straw
Milking The Goatmachine
Neue Platte
03:16
Composers: Daniel Jakobi - Fernando Thielmann
08
Twilight Of The Thundergoat
Milking The Goatmachine
Neue Platte
02:38
Composers: Daniel Jakobi - Fernando Thielmann
01
The Squeal Session
Milking The Goatmachine
Neue Platte
03:46
Composers: Fernando Thielmann
07
Boots Bloody Boots
Milking The Goatmachine
Neue Platte
02:39
Composers: Fernando Thielmann
03
Children Of The Horn
Milking The Goatmachine
Neue Platte
02:57
Composers: Daniel Jakobi - Fernando Thielmann
01
Only Goat Can Judge Me
Milking The Goatmachine
Stallzeit
03:38
Composers: Fernando Thielmann,Daniel Jakobi
02
Feed Me, Milk Me, Comb Me
Milking The Goatmachine
Neue Platte
03:03
Composers: Daniel Jakobi - Fernando Thielmann
05
The Wrong One To Milk With
Milking The Goatmachine
Neue Platte
03:42
Composers: Daniel Jakobi - Fernando Thielmann
05
Hip to Be Square
Milking The Goatmachine
Greatest Hits - Covered in Milk
02:54
Composers: William Scott Gibson, Sean Thomas Hopper, Huey Lewis
01
Hate Me!
Milking The Goatmachine
Hate Me!
04:50
Writer: Aleksi Laiho / Composers: Aleksi Laiho
05
Clockwork Udder
Milking The Goatmachine
Clockwork Udder
01:54
Composers: Fernando Thielmann
04
Extreme Wolves Terror
Milking The Goatmachine
Neue Platte
03:03
Composers: Daniel Jakobi - Fernando Thielmann

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  • Discography
Albums
Neue Platte
℗ 2023 Reaper Entertainment
18-08-2023
Neue Platte
01
The Squeal Session
Milking The Goatmachine
Neue Platte
03:46
Composers: Fernando Thielmann
02
Feed Me, Milk Me, Comb Me
Milking The Goatmachine
Neue Platte
03:03
Composers: Daniel Jakobi - Fernando Thielmann
03
Children Of The Horn
Milking The Goatmachine
Neue Platte
02:57
Composers: Daniel Jakobi - Fernando Thielmann
04
Extreme Wolves Terror
Milking The Goatmachine
Neue Platte
03:03
Composers: Daniel Jakobi - Fernando Thielmann
05
The Wrong One To Milk With
Milking The Goatmachine
Neue Platte
03:42
Composers: Daniel Jakobi - Fernando Thielmann
06
In Battle There Is No Straw
Milking The Goatmachine
Neue Platte
03:16
Composers: Daniel Jakobi - Fernando Thielmann
07
Boots Bloody Boots
Milking The Goatmachine
Neue Platte
02:39
Composers: Fernando Thielmann
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Nach uns die Grindflut
℗ 2022 Reaper Entertainment Europe
24-06-2022
Nach uns die Grindflut
01
Piccolo im Streichelzoo
Milking The Goatmachine
Nach uns die Grindflut
02:10
02
Kackeball
Milking The Goatmachine
Nach uns die Grindflut
04:05
03
Rettet den Wald...esst mehr Biber
Milking The Goatmachine
Nach uns die Grindflut
03:14
04
Raus mit die Viecher
Milking The Goatmachine
Nach uns die Grindflut
03:42
05
Am Zaun der Zeit
Milking The Goatmachine
Nach uns die Grindflut
02:44
06
Ein Stall am Wörthersee
Milking The Goatmachine
Nach uns die Grindflut
03:29
07
Stallhalla
Milking The Goatmachine
Nach uns die Grindflut
03:41
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From Slum to Slam - The Udder Story
(P) 2019 NoiseArt Records & Merchandising GmbH
13-12-2019
From Slum to Slam - The Udder Story
01
Now We Are Old School
Milking The Goatmachine
From Slum to Slam - The Udder Story
03:06
Composers: Fernando Thielmann
02
Milking Me Softly
Milking The Goatmachine
From Slum to Slam - The Udder Story
02:41
Composers: Fernando Thielmann
03
Like an Everflowing Cream
Milking The Goatmachine
From Slum to Slam - The Udder Story
02:41
Composers: Fernando Thielmann, Daniel Jabobi
04
Wolverized
Milking The Goatmachine
From Slum to Slam - The Udder Story
02:09
Composers: Fernando Thielmann
05
Metal Liker
Milking The Goatmachine
From Slum to Slam - The Udder Story
03:12
Composers: Fernando Thielmann, Daniel Jabobi
06
1234 Leckstein
Milking The Goatmachine
From Slum to Slam - The Udder Story
01:52
Composers: Fernando Thielmann, Daniel Jabobi
07
Udder Pressure
Milking The Goatmachine
From Slum to Slam - The Udder Story
02:40
Composers: Fernando Thielmann, Daniel Jabobi
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Milking in Blasphemy
(P) 2017 NoiseArt Records & Merchandising GmbH
31-03-2017
Milking in Blasphemy
01
Farm of Northern Darkness
Milking The Goatmachine
Milking in Blasphemy
02:55
Composers: Fernando Thielmann
02
Nemesis Bettina
Milking The Goatmachine
Milking in Blasphemy
02:41
Composers: Daniel Jakobi, Fernando Thielmann
03
Straw Bale Apocalypse
Milking The Goatmachine
Milking in Blasphemy
03:38
Composers: Fernando Thielmann
04
Milking in Blasphemy
Milking The Goatmachine
Milking in Blasphemy
03:08
Composers: Daniel Jakobi, Fernando Thielmann
05
Add the Horn of Winter
Milking The Goatmachine
Milking in Blasphemy
02:19
Composers: Daniel Jakobi, Fernando Thielmann
06
Freezing Hoof
Milking The Goatmachine
Milking in Blasphemy
02:31
Composers: Daniel Jakobi, Fernando Thielmann
07
Goats in a Throne Room
Milking The Goatmachine
Milking in Blasphemy
02:31
Composers: Fernando Thielmann
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Goatgrind
(P) 2015 NoiseArt Records
26-06-2015
Goatgrind
01
Goatgrind
Milking The Goatmachine
Goatgrind
03:28
Composers: Fernando Thielmann
02
Farm of the Mutilated
Milking The Goatmachine
Goatgrind
02:35
Composers: Daniel Jakobi
03
Blow Your Sneakers
Milking The Goatmachine
Goatgrind
02:57
Composers: Daniel Jakobi
04
Fear the Goathammer
Milking The Goatmachine
Goatgrind
02:46
Composers: Fernando Thielmann
05
#idiot
Milking The Goatmachine
Goatgrind
02:16
Composers: Daniel Jakobi
06
U.H.T. Milk Is Murder
Milking The Goatmachine
Goatgrind
02:19
Composers: Fernando Thielmann
07
Mrs. Goatfire (Nanny of the Damned)
Milking The Goatmachine
Goatgrind
04:39
Composers: Daniel Jakobi
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Greatest Hits - Covered in Milk
(P) 2014 NoiseArt Records
28-03-2014
Greatest Hits - Covered in Milk
01
Ma Baker
Milking The Goatmachine
Greatest Hits - Covered in Milk
03:11
Composers: Frank Farian, Fred Jay, George Reyam
02
Hymn
Milking The Goatmachine
Greatest Hits - Covered in Milk
03:48
Composers: Christopher Thomas Allen, Warren Reginald Cann, Billy Currie, Midge Ure
03
Bad Case of Loving You
Milking The Goatmachine
Greatest Hits - Covered in Milk
03:04
Composers: John Moon Martin
04
Ohne Krimi Geht Die Mimi Nie Ins Bett
Milking The Goatmachine
Greatest Hits - Covered in Milk
02:21
Composers: Heinz Gietz
05
Hip to Be Square
Milking The Goatmachine
Greatest Hits - Covered in Milk
02:54
Composers: William Scott Gibson, Sean Thomas Hopper, Huey Lewis
06
Temple of Love
Milking The Goatmachine
Greatest Hits - Covered in Milk
03:20
Composers: David Craig Adams, Andrew Eldritch
07
Rebel Yell
Milking The Goatmachine
Greatest Hits - Covered in Milk
03:36
Composers: Billy Idol, Steve Stevens
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Stallzeit
(P) 2013 NoiseArt Records
29-03-2013
Stallzeit
01
Only Goat Can Judge Me
Milking The Goatmachine
Stallzeit
03:38
Composers: Fernando Thielmann,Daniel Jakobi
02
Goatriders in the Sky
Milking The Goatmachine
Stallzeit
02:34
Composers: Fernando Thielmann,Daniel Jakobi
03
Stallzeit
Milking The Goatmachine
Stallzeit
03:21
Composers: Fernando Thielmann,Daniel Jakobi
04
3 Room Shed
Milking The Goatmachine
Stallzeit
01:37
Composers: Fernando Thielmann,Daniel Jakobi
05
Goatpainter
Milking The Goatmachine
Stallzeit
02:37
Composers: Fernando Thielmann,Daniel Jakobi
06
The Day I Lost My Bell
Milking The Goatmachine
Stallzeit
02:13
Composers: Fernando Thielmann
07
Salt Lick City
Milking The Goatmachine
Stallzeit
02:44
Composers: Fernando Thielmann
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Clockwork Udder
(P) 2011 NoiseArt Records
18-11-2011
Clockwork Udder
01
We Want You
Milking The Goatmachine
Clockwork Udder
02:24
Composers: Fernando Thielmann
02
Greatest of All Times
Milking The Goatmachine
Clockwork Udder
02:10
Composers: Fernando Thielmann - Daniel Jakobi
03
Human Domestication
Milking The Goatmachine
Clockwork Udder
02:12
Composers: Fernando Thielmann - Daniel Jakobi
04
Knock Knock, Vol. 1
Milking The Goatmachine
Clockwork Udder
01:16
Composers: Daniel Jakobi - Fernando Thielmann
05
Clockwork Udder
Milking The Goatmachine
Clockwork Udder
01:54
Composers: Fernando Thielmann
06
Trappings of Power
Milking The Goatmachine
Clockwork Udder
01:43
Composers: Fernando Thielmann
07
Raise Your Horns
Milking The Goatmachine
Clockwork Udder
02:41
Composers: Fernando Thielmann - Daniel Jakobi
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Back from the Goats
2009 Nuclear Blast
30-10-2009
Back from the Goats
01
March into Shed
Milking The Goat Machine
Back from the Goats
02:17
Writer: Fernando Thielmann / Composers: Daniel Jakobi
02
A Tale of Slaughtering
Milking The Goat Machine
Back from the Goats
03:11
Writer: Fernando Thielmann / Composers: Fernando Thielmann - Daniel Jakobi
03
Surf Goataragua (Sacred Reich Cover)
Milking The Goat Machine
Back from the Goats
02:29
Writer: Phil Rind / Composers: Phil Rind
04
Sour Milk Boogie
Milking The Goat Machine
Back from the Goats
02:12
Writer: Fernando Thielmann / Composers: Fernando Thielmann - Daniel Jakobi
05
Goats Got No Clits
Milking The Goat Machine
Back from the Goats
02:15
Writer: Fernando Thielmann / Composers: Fernando Thielmann - Daniel Jakobi
06
Rise of the Wise Goat
Milking The Goat Machine
Back from the Goats
02:18
Writer: Fernando Thielmann - Daniel Jakobi / Composers: Fernando Thielmann - Daniel Jakobi
07
Bingo Bongo - I Don't Want to Leave the Congo
Milking The Goat Machine
Back from the Goats
01:41
Writer: Daniel Jakobi / Composers: Daniel Jakobi - Fernando Thielmann
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Singles
Hate Me!
2025 ℗ 2025 Reaper Entertainment
21-11-2025
Hate Me!
01
Hate Me!
Milking The Goatmachine
Hate Me!
04:50
Writer: Aleksi Laiho / Composers: Aleksi Laiho
Burn Down Your Shed
℗ 2024 Reaper Entertainmant
27-09-2024
Burn Down Your Shed
01
Burn Down Your Shed
Milking The Goatmachine
Burn Down Your Shed
03:07
Iss'n Köttel, Mach'n Köttel
℗ 2023 Reaper Entertainment
28-07-2023
Iss'n Köttel, Mach'n Köttel
01
Iss'n Köttel, Mach'n Köttel
Milking The Goatmachine
Iss'n Köttel, Mach'n Köttel
00:49
Composers: Fernando Thielmann
Children Of The Horn
℗ 2023 Reaper Entertainment
23-06-2023
Children Of The Horn
01
Children Of The Horn
Milking The Goatmachine
Children Of The Horn
02:57
Composers: Daniel Jakobi - Fernando Thielmann
Kackeball
℗ 2022 Reaper Entertainment Europe
10-06-2022
Kackeball
01
Kackeball
Milking The Goatmachine
Kackeball
04:05
Waddema
℗ 2022 Reaper Entertainment Europe
20-05-2022
Waddema
01
Waddema
Milking The Goatmachine
Waddema
00:39