There WILL be a RECKONING... D-Day, 6th June 2025... Only 'Hoskins the He-Pee' can save us all from HOSKINS!!!
Hoskins Phenomenon is a multiversal intelligence organisation set up to protect us all against the greatest threat ever posed to intelligent lifeforms... A nefarious character called HOSKINS; a shapeshifting phenomenon who moves from host to host, forming allegiances with every imaginable baddie to take over worlds across multiple alternate universes. Hoskins Phenomenon are there to protect us by hunting HOSKINS down and countering his threats by targeting his single weakness... His susceptibility to banging music. Thus, they released Hoskins the Halbum in 2022, for the world to stream en masse and it seemed to have done the job but...
HOSKINS IS BACK!!!
Following a brief skirmish with the Splashman in February, Hoskins Phenomenon have issued an International Emergency Alert after discovering that HOSKINS is planning to take over Europe in his best Bavarian lederhosen, hypnotising whole nations into following his lead, before coming for us and the world... There will be a reckoning on D-Day, 6th June 2025!
The only way to stop him will be to stream 'Hoskins the He-Pee' continually over the airwaves on this very same date and beyond to repel him from our shores.
Godspeed.
