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(P) 2024 DC-Jam Records: 10-05-2024

Frop Music Volume 2

01	A Visit To The Oblong Funnel	The Rudy Schwartz Project	Frop Music Volume 2			03:21
	Composers: Joe Newman
02	Marshmallows And Figs	The Rudy Schwartz Project	Frop Music Volume 2			03:24
	Composers: Joe Newman
03	Drunk On The Pope's Sperm	The Rudy Schwartz Project	Frop Music Volume 2			02:39
	Composers: Joe Newman
04	More Questions About Teeth	The Rudy Schwartz Project	Frop Music Volume 2			03:04
	Composers: Joe Newman
05	Near The Cottage Of The Ajvar Possum	The Rudy Schwartz Project	Frop Music Volume 2			05:05
	Composers: Joe Newman
06	At What Point On The Graph Do Must And Cannot Meet	The Rudy Schwartz Project	Frop Music Volume 2			02:52
	Composers: Joe Newman
07	One Armed Baboon Escaped From Hospital	The Rudy Schwartz Project	Frop Music Volume 2			03:21
	Composers: Joe Newman

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(P) 2024 DC-Jam Records: 12-04-2024

I'd Like To Examine Your Pelican

01	Night Shriek Of The Fermented Hyena	The Rudy Schwartz Project	I'd Like To Examine Your Pelican			03:38
	Composers: Joe Newman
02	I'd Like to Examine Your Pelican	The Rudy Schwartz Project	I'd Like To Examine Your Pelican			07:27
	Composers: Joe Newman
03	Waiting For The Pus To Drain	The Rudy Schwartz Project	I'd Like To Examine Your Pelican			03:34
	Composers: Joe Newman
04	Sad Little Planet Of Assholes	The Rudy Schwartz Project	I'd Like To Examine Your Pelican			02:59
	Composers: Joe Newman
05	Big Ol' Smelly Dick	The Rudy Schwartz Project	I'd Like To Examine Your Pelican			03:38
	Composers: Joe Newman
06	Yarn Day In Bartlesville, Oklahoma	The Rudy Schwartz Project	I'd Like To Examine Your Pelican			03:17
	Composers: Joe Newman
07	Pergolesi's Concerto in G Major, 2nd Movement	The Rudy Schwartz Project	I'd Like To Examine Your Pelican			02:50
	Composers: Giovanni Pergolesi

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(P) 2023 DC-Jam Records: 10-07-2023

Is That A Quadrijawed Sea Urchin... Or Are You Just Glad To See Me?

01	90 Gallon Drum Of Testicle Meat	The Rudy Schwartz Project	Is That A Quadrijawed Sea Urchin... Or Are You Just Glad To See Me?			03:11
	Composers: Joe Newman
02	The Wally And Charlie Variations	The Rudy Schwartz Project	Is That A Quadrijawed Sea Urchin... Or Are You Just Glad To See Me?			04:50
	Composers: Joe Newman
03	Vladimir	The Rudy Schwartz Project	Is That A Quadrijawed Sea Urchin... Or Are You Just Glad To See Me?			02:36
	Composers: Joe Newman
04	Orville The Sweet Potato	The Rudy Schwartz Project	Is That A Quadrijawed Sea Urchin... Or Are You Just Glad To See Me?			03:59
	Composers: Joe Newman
05	Mr. Squirrel	The Rudy Schwartz Project	Is That A Quadrijawed Sea Urchin... Or Are You Just Glad To See Me?			02:36
	Composers: Joe Newman
06	The Pastor	The Rudy Schwartz Project	Is That A Quadrijawed Sea Urchin... Or Are You Just Glad To See Me?			04:50
	Composers: Joe Newman
07	Waiting For A Pleasurable Load	The Rudy Schwartz Project	Is That A Quadrijawed Sea Urchin... Or Are You Just Glad To See Me?			04:57
	Composers: Joe Newman

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(P) 2019 DC-Jam Records: 02-12-2019

Take Me in Your Arms and Sing to Me Like Dick Powell

01	Face Down in a Hobo's Urine	The Rudy Schwartz Project	Take Me in Your Arms and Sing to Me Like Dick Powell			02:10
	Composers: Joe Newman
02	Citizen Monkey Subdues The White Bone Demon	The Rudy Schwartz Project	Take Me in Your Arms and Sing to Me Like Dick Powell			03:50
	Composers: Joe Newman
03	My Republican Neighbor	The Rudy Schwartz Project	Take Me in Your Arms and Sing to Me Like Dick Powell			03:21
	Composers: Joe Newman
04	The Medicinal Properties of Chicken	The Rudy Schwartz Project	Take Me in Your Arms and Sing to Me Like Dick Powell			03:17
	Composers: Joe Newman
05	I Was Wrong About The Tomato Juice	The Rudy Schwartz Project	Take Me in Your Arms and Sing to Me Like Dick Powell			05:15
	Composers: Joe Newman
06	Dead Nazi by the Side of the Road	The Rudy Schwartz Project	Take Me in Your Arms and Sing to Me Like Dick Powell			03:57
	Composers: Joe Newman
07	Ass And Hammer	The Rudy Schwartz Project	Take Me in Your Arms and Sing to Me Like Dick Powell			02:03
	Composers: Joe Newman

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(P) 2018 DC-Jam Records: 18-06-2018

Postal Code for Ham

01	Hunky Dunky	The Rudy Schwartz Project	Postal Code for Ham			02:36
	Composers: Joe Newman
02	Sonny Bono's Spine	The Rudy Schwartz Project	Postal Code for Ham			03:58
	Composers: Joe Newman
03	Broderick and the Magic Caterpillar	The Rudy Schwartz Project	Postal Code for Ham			03:36
	Composers: Joe Newman
04	Emotional Support Hamster in the Walnut Room	The Rudy Schwartz Project	Postal Code for Ham			02:44
	Composers: Joe Newman
05	Ruth Buzzi Has a Lot of Tension in Her Eyeball	The Rudy Schwartz Project	Postal Code for Ham			03:59
	Composers: Joe Newman
06	His Anus Was Brown	The Rudy Schwartz Project	Postal Code for Ham			04:27
	Composers: Joe Newman
07	You Can Go Home with Your Chicken	The Rudy Schwartz Project	Postal Code for Ham			04:17
	Composers: Joe Newman

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: 31-03-2017

Tango Lessons in a Fascist Whorehouse

01	Tango Lessons in a Fascist Whorehouse	The Rudy Schwartz Project	Tango Lessons in a Fascist Whorehouse			05:30
02	It's Time for Trump	The Rudy Schwartz Project	Tango Lessons in a Fascist Whorehouse			03:17
03	Fortnight of Glistening Stumps	The Rudy Schwartz Project	Tango Lessons in a Fascist Whorehouse			03:26
04	Hamburger	The Rudy Schwartz Project	Tango Lessons in a Fascist Whorehouse			03:12
05	Rejoice Comrades! There Is Cabbage Today!	The Rudy Schwartz Project	Tango Lessons in a Fascist Whorehouse			02:33
06	Three	The Rudy Schwartz Project	Tango Lessons in a Fascist Whorehouse			00:47
07	Nice Action out the Backside	The Rudy Schwartz Project	Tango Lessons in a Fascist Whorehouse			03:32

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: 14-07-2015

Gunther Packs a Stiffy

01	The Bacon for Tomorrow's Breakfast	The Rudy Schwartz Project	Gunther Packs a Stiffy			05:00
02	Enhanced Florence Henderson	The Rudy Schwartz Project	Gunther Packs a Stiffy			01:45
03	What's Up	The Rudy Schwartz Project	Gunther Packs a Stiffy			05:29
04	Waldo's Demurral	The Rudy Schwartz Project	Gunther Packs a Stiffy			02:35
05	The Dallas Cowboys, Jesus and Me	The Rudy Schwartz Project	Gunther Packs a Stiffy			03:13
06	Frank	The Rudy Schwartz Project	Gunther Packs a Stiffy			02:05
07	Mannish Salmon	The Rudy Schwartz Project	Gunther Packs a Stiffy			02:21

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: 14-07-2015

Winter Dance of the Koala Sperm Harvest

01	A Cup of Coffee with Olan Soule	The Rudy Schwartz Project	Winter Dance of the Koala Sperm Harvest			02:46
02	The Guy from the Nsa	The Rudy Schwartz Project	Winter Dance of the Koala Sperm Harvest			03:18
03	Happy Smiling Nipple Boy	The Rudy Schwartz Project	Winter Dance of the Koala Sperm Harvest			04:02
04	Le Twist Gnossienne	The Rudy Schwartz Project	Winter Dance of the Koala Sperm Harvest			03:35
05	Enjoy Our Delicious Fish Dinners	The Rudy Schwartz Project	Winter Dance of the Koala Sperm Harvest			01:28
06	Comin' Round Here	The Rudy Schwartz Project	Winter Dance of the Koala Sperm Harvest			03:36
07	Tra La La La (My Prostate Gland)	The Rudy Schwartz Project	Winter Dance of the Koala Sperm Harvest			03:43

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: 23-04-2013

Full Frontal Klugman

01	Pick a Booger	The Rudy Schwartz Project	Full Frontal Klugman			03:24
02	Meatloaf Taste Better Now	The Rudy Schwartz Project	Full Frontal Klugman			03:46
03	Carry Me Back to the Good Ol' U.S.A.	The Rudy Schwartz Project	Full Frontal Klugman			02:46
04	Blood Freak	The Rudy Schwartz Project	Full Frontal Klugman			04:25
05	Song of the Coastal Artillery Women	The Rudy Schwartz Project	Full Frontal Klugman			04:14
06	Here Comes Mr. Banjo	The Rudy Schwartz Project	Full Frontal Klugman			03:06
07	Le Miroir Brise	The Rudy Schwartz Project	Full Frontal Klugman			02:46

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: 13-09-2011

The Year They Switched to Cornmeal

01	Bagpipe Benny	The Rudy Schwartz Project	The Year They Switched to Cornmeal			02:07
02	Cockledoodledoo	The Rudy Schwartz Project	The Year They Switched to Cornmeal			02:55
03	The Surrey with the Durable Gelatin Sock	The Rudy Schwartz Project	The Year They Switched to Cornmeal			03:47
04	Puncho the Clown	The Rudy Schwartz Project	The Year They Switched to Cornmeal			06:14
05	On the Boardwalk	The Rudy Schwartz Project	The Year They Switched to Cornmeal			01:58
06	Taters Gone to da Sprout	The Rudy Schwartz Project	The Year They Switched to Cornmeal			05:08
07	Hoppy the Sheet Rock Bunny	The Rudy Schwartz Project	The Year They Switched to Cornmeal			03:26

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(P) 2010 DC Jam Records: 18-05-2010

Remembering a Summertime Rash

01	Let's Get Mac To Do A Guitar Solo	The Rudy Schwartz Project	Remembering a Summertime Rash			02:46
	Composers: Joe Newman
02	I Got The Sheep Out Back	The Rudy Schwartz Project	Remembering a Summertime Rash			01:49
	Composers: Joe Newman
03	The Song Of The Birds	The Rudy Schwartz Project	Remembering a Summertime Rash			02:23
	Composers: Public Domain arranged by Joe Newman
04	The Pastor	The Rudy Schwartz Project	Remembering a Summertime Rash			04:38
	Composers: Joe Newman
05	People Are Scum	The Rudy Schwartz Project	Remembering a Summertime Rash			03:07
	Composers: Joe Newman
06	Soviet Environmental Standards	The Rudy Schwartz Project	Remembering a Summertime Rash			04:40
	Composers: Joe Newman
07	Tampon Louie	The Rudy Schwartz Project	Remembering a Summertime Rash			03:51
	Composers: Joe Newman

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: 01-10-2008

Bowling for Appliances

01	Lynyrd Skynyrd Memorial Tractor Pull	The Rudy Schwartz Project	Bowling for Appliances			02:27
02	Bob Eubanks Initiation Ritual and Subsequent Cumbia	The Rudy Schwartz Project	Bowling for Appliances			06:58
03	Ernest Borgnine Memorial Birthday Party	The Rudy Schwartz Project	Bowling for Appliances			01:51
04	Colgate Clean	The Rudy Schwartz Project	Bowling for Appliances			01:02
05	The Fog and the Dew	The Rudy Schwartz Project	Bowling for Appliances			03:47
06	A Career In Real Estate	The Rudy Schwartz Project	Bowling for Appliances			01:44
07	Waltz of the Mortgage Bankers	The Rudy Schwartz Project	Bowling for Appliances			01:20

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: 01-05-1994

Salmon Dave

01	Salmon Moisture Prelude	The Rudy Schwartz Project	Salmon Dave			01:54
02	Salmon Dave	The Rudy Schwartz Project	Salmon Dave			04:05
03	Georgy Girl	The Rudy Schwartz Project	Salmon Dave			03:04
04	Ciriciribin	The Rudy Schwartz Project	Salmon Dave			02:07
05	Thanks For Calling	The Rudy Schwartz Project	Salmon Dave			00:41
06	I'm No Prude But Some Things Should Just Be Banned	The Rudy Schwartz Project	Salmon Dave			02:41
07	Criss Cross	The Rudy Schwartz Project	Salmon Dave			01:55

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Singles

: 16-08-2016

It's Time for Trump

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It's Time for Trump

The Rudy Schwartz Project

It's Time for Trump

03:17

: 02-12-2010

Bow Wow Blues

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The Rudy Schwartz Project

Bow Wow Blues

02:41